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  1. @dalecornish If you're lucky!
  2. Dear ex-boss, I'm shopping near your office. You should avoid me if you see me, as I recently learned my fists are uncontrollable near cunts
  3. Fruit and Veg #london #empty #sad http://flic.kr/p/7f7ePB
  4. Jarvis #london #music #gigs #indie http://flic.kr/p/7f7WjN
  5. @DemeterCEO Red Poppies, of course! :)
  6. @cinchel That user's site has a nice stream of Twitter ASCII art: http://bit.ly/2I3zXq
  7. RT @l_I__I_l: ╻╹╷╵╻╹╻╵╷╹╻╵╻╹╷╵╻╹╻╵╷╹╻ ╷╵╻╹╷╵╷╹╻╵╷╹╷╵╻╹╷╵╷╹╻╵╷ ╻╹╷╵╻╹╻╵╷╹╻╵╻╹╷╵╻╹╻╵╷╹╻ ╷╵╻╹╷╵╷╹╻╵╷╹╷╵╻╹╷╵╷╹╻╵╷ ╻╹╷╵╻╹╻╵╷╹╻╵╻╹╷╵╻╹╻╵╷╹╻
  8. R2-D2 Bobby Helmet #london #art #police #starwars http://flic.kr/p/7eNP8c
  9. RT @kirstiecat: A study I read once said if you practiced smiling, just that motor response would trigger you to be happier. What bullshit.
  10. RT @mapsadaisical: I hate this spreadsheet so much that I'm saving it as "Book1". It doesn't deserve a name.
  11. @grohs Still? ;)
  12. @grohs Noooooo! The beard was the source of your strength! I'd have noticed and given you a balaclava to hide your nakedness!
  13. @willhowells What about those who just take the entire packet in one go?
  14. @iaintait Perhaps, but sissy boys rule. The trailer's Donovan soundtrack was enough to win me over.
  15. @JoeGermuska Far out. Too bad he's a teabagger, too, though.
  16. Bisto and mash with a Sainsbury's sausage: these are the things, these are the things, the things that dreams are maaaade of!
  17. @grohs Thing is, everything is tomorrow these days. Nothing is today. I feel sorta like I'm fading out of existence.
  18. @grohs I had planned to go to that Jarvis Cocker thing, but now thinking I'll go tomorrow instead cos Max Eastley will be there too.
  19. Maybe tomorrow will be my big day of doing stuff. Today seems more like a sausage and mash for lunch followed by duvet kind of day.
  20. Doorbell rang. Jesus freaks. WTF? I thought I moved to a pagan country. #keepbritainpagan