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(there was blood from a paper cut he got earlier in the day at his desk) but that was known for almost 2 two full years.about 23 hours agovia Tweetbot for iOS
An entirely new division of the FBI was formed and put to work on the case when a DEA agent was found passed out drunk in his car in Italy.about 23 hours agovia Tweetbot for iOS
One year the $25.00 check got lost in the mail. Of course that meant a full scale ethics committee investigation was launched. Lolabout 23 hours agovia Tweetbot for iOS
Paper check. And because of the red tape, it ends up costing $38 to send back and forth across America to certify its validity. Lolabout 23 hours agovia Tweetbot for iOS
I’m pretty sure that just translates to mean we get $25.00 from the DoE every April (tax season). Ironically though, it’s awarded via check.about 23 hours agovia Tweetbot for iOS
It’s the most (intentionally left blank) season of Survivor ever in Season 27-30: Surivor Trump Tower!about 23 hours agovia Tweetbot for iOS
Only $350K a year (excluding possible bonuses for up to $1M in tasks they’ll complete at their own leisure!about 23 hours agovia Tweetbot for iOS
All but 3 will meet this fate (I fucked it up & left out a killer line about how they’re forced to relocate on to the big city & givenabout 23 hours agovia Tweetbot for iOS
Once voted out, the eliminated LOSER will be immediately put to work as a PERSONAL SHOPPERS TO HUMBLE RICH PEOPLE (Lottery Winners)about 23 hours agovia Tweetbot for iOS
Chef & staff of FOUR (that’s 5 times 18), and then each week be forced to vote out one of their own, based on nothing except bad luck.about 23 hours agovia Tweetbot for iOS
of the world:where they will be forced to survive on nothing but a weekly stipend, have to get by (when choosing not to dine out) w/a personabout 23 hours agovia Tweetbot for iOS
Get ready for the a season of Survivor that lacks words at the moment: Donald Trump will takes 18 men & women to one of the remote locationsabout 23 hours agovia Tweetbot for iOS
GBettman & Jeff Probst, in an effort to lie to America to make them believe they have hard jobs will alternative as hosts for of their showsabout 24 hours agovia Tweetbot for iOS
From now on the winner of the Stanley Cup will be determined by North America. There will be three finalists just like Survivor. #LAKNJDabout 24 hours agovia Tweetbot for iOS
