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davehowells

  1. @stevelowe_ Your human beatbox cover of this was seminal youtube.com/watch?v=qpqAXZ… Up there with Dylan going electric, Ant meeting Dec...
  2. @stevelowe_ damn that Royalist Tory-supporting dick can write a good pop song though : )
  3. @stevelowe_ sorry Steve, I just *never forget* he's a: 1. massive Tory; 2. a kiss ass Royalist; 3. a bit of a dick on the X-Factor...
  4. "Gary Barlow: On Her Majesty's Service". Sometimes there's just not enough vomit in the world...
  5. High Empress of Austerity (who had a go at the Greeks for not paying their taxes) doesn't pay a bean in tax herself gu.com/p/38vtp/tw
  6. Amazon in danger as Brazil moves forward with bill, critics say latimes.com/news/nationwor… <- Isso é mau
  7. "We have met to discuss her second novel, Betrayal, a chick-lit tale about… well, about Aids." soc.li/wQe6pqj
  8. settling into the sofa in the lotus position. soc.li/wQe6pqj
  9. Kay Burley: “My character on television is never going to be the same as my character at home,” she says...
  10. Cometh the hour (an economy in a double dip), cometh a government that changes the definition of what a "hot" pasty is bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…
  11. Rule #1: No touching of the hair or face.
  12. Er, let's try that again shall we...
  13. Americans, you can't have a guy who's broken Rule #1 as President. Rule #1: No touching hair of the fair or face.
  14. Hadn't heard this story about Romney being a high-school bully... independent.co.uk/opinion/commen…
  15. Will Ferrell just went off injured in the SoccerAid game and Clyve Tyldsley gave it a "Knights of Columbus, that hurt". #respect
  16. @daniels_stuart heey Stu! Yeah all groovy cheers. You? Oh to be sipping Swedish cider at Trent Bridge...
  17. Come on, it's not like Cameron would have read Hunt's memo anyway. Way too busy chillaxing, playing angry birds, practising his karaoke...
  18. @osbornec managed to work Dickens and The Beatles into his intro... niiice.