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davehansen35

  1. Im gonna run out of stuff to do during the summer. What am I supposed to do for three months?!
  2. Anyone going to KI tomorrow that wants to meet up with this faggot?
  3. The only trick I can do #ollie instagr.am/p/LTx2wuOyly/
  4. So close to the ultimate prank!
  5. Just saw some guy smoking a pipe. Who even does that anymore?
  6. @lid_the_kid5 i cant im going to piano...but i needed to tell you to pick me up by paxtons instead of my house
  7. #facejuggler twitter.com/davehansen35/s…
  8. Man it feels good outside!
  9. Hey, that's MY joke! twitter.com/davehansen35/s…
  10. @SpecialK__la I guess our gokart stayed under the radar
  11. @katy_heath9 im not obsessed with cats, im obsessed with giving people gigantic catheads with lazers for eyes
  12. Saw these cats drummin' downtown, had to snap a pic, they were amazing instagr.am/p/LOyPfcOyux/
  13. @maddie_tot17 suuurreeeee
  14. @maddie_tot17 that is preposterous!
  15. It's my cat daddy shirt! twitter.com/davehansen35/s…
  16. @maddie_tot17 bull, you did not get $50 for brushing your teeth!