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  1. Tony Danza accidentally ate an entire Pontiac Aztek. On purpose.8:27 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  2. No, Tony Danza won't be your little spoon! Tony Danza hunts men like you for sport.8:10 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  3. Tony Danza doesn't need your anti-radiation meds. Tony Danza shits on the chest of your nuclear winter!7:51 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  4. Tony Danza once ate a catcher's mask on a bet… the catcher's head was still in it.7:31 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  5. @giromide “Pulling a Bashir” OR “Cardassian Forehead Spoon” (mouth-breathes nerdily)7:18 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to giromide
  6. @sandwichpolice Eating pancakes in a trenchcoat. As God intended.7:05 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to sandwichpolice
  7. @giromide “Hatshepsut's Fallen Obelisk” (much coy winking)6:57 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to giromide
  8. @ac_money “Gas Giant” (nods sympathetically)6:48 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to ac_money
  9. @giromide A likely story. (backs out of room, eyeing audience warily.)6:46 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to giromide
  10. “Terrible Lizard” (slowly points to crotch)6:32 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  11. @Tony_D Shows what you know. The liferaft was actually a cloning pod. My army of Tonys will be unstoppable!5:05 PM Nov 1st from Tweetie in reply to Tony_D
  12. @ImAwake2 Baaah, it's mutton.5:01 PM Nov 1st from Tweetie in reply to ImAwake2
  13. @CranberryPerson A halloween sheep queen? That's a baaaad combo. It's shear luck you hoofed it when you did. All's wool that ends wool.4:53 PM Nov 1st from Tweetie in reply to CranberryPerson
  14. @wordtoyourmom Your drunk girl flashmob was a success! The turnout was stupendous and many regrets were made. Well done!4:28 PM Nov 1st from Tweetie in reply to wordtoyourmom
  15. @muchty The hunt was merry, the hippogriff was delicious, and Brian only drunkenly staved in one servant's head with a mace. Success!4:26 PM Nov 1st from Tweetie in reply to muchty
  16. @JephKelley I GET IT! "Stuffed crab." Ha ha ha, classic Jeph. But seriously, I would never eat a stuffed animal. Gross.4:23 PM Nov 1st from Tweetie in reply to JephKelley
  17. @nonsequiturific ...unfortunately while reaching for the clever, the Universe grabbed a cleaver instead. Which is why I'm great at division.4:10 PM Nov 1st from Tweetie in reply to nonsequiturific
  18. @paul_e_wog I hope being me scored you tons of talent yesterday. It's a blessing and a curse being this manly and virile. As you now know.4:05 PM Nov 1st from Tweetie in reply to paul_e_wog
  19. @Jessabelle2o7 Waiting for my hair clippings. This bald golem babe ain't gonna animate itself.3:58 PM Nov 1st from Tweetie in reply to Jessabelle2o7
  20. @crispycracka No, no. You see, everyone is celebrating my birthday by dressing up. Halloween means Birth of Dave in Latin. Common mistake.3:48 PM Nov 1st from Tweetie in reply to crispycracka