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davefacts

  1. @caitlinJwatson dave wud rustle up a fact, that is wot he wud do (soz for slow reply, busy with budget)
  2. David Cameron is in the Mile High, Mile Wide and Mile Long club. #HappyNewYear #DaveFacts
  3. All of David Cameron's toes are big toes #davefacts
  4. David Cameron has no hair on his nads as hair does not grow on steel.
  5. David Cameron can make snowmen out of rain #davidcameronfact
  6. The Eye of The Tiger listens to David Cameron singing to raise its motivation.
  7. David Cameron can eat a whole Liberal Democrat (even a deppity leader) for Breakfast - fact
  8. David Cameron wrote the song supafreak, abt Harriet Harmen at the 2006 cross party Xmas bash.
  9. The Argon (noble gas) symbol in the period table is DC
  10. David Cameron can eat sprouts without getting the "smelly farts" afterwards. #davefacts
  11. Dave knows where all of ur missing bauble hooks are (fact)
  12. Christmas trees used 2 b known as DaveTrees - i had 2 rename them due 2 my awesomeness continually blowing the lights (FACT)
  13. I have been to Southampton but never been to Scunthorpe (fact). Do they have Police Protection Friendly B&B's?
  14. In Star Wars, Jedi was goin 2 b called "The Dave" but he was worried they cud not live up to his gr8ness & asked Lucas 2 change it
  15. Dave can, has and continues to, successfully Hassle the Hoff. Good morning tweeple #davefacts
  16. The Sun wears DaveCream to protect itself from getting DaveBurn #davefacts