DaveEllisMusic
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I don't think the elevator close door button does anything
4:53 PM May 25th
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just added! closing tonight's 8pm show with a few songs. mi westside comedy theatre in santa monica
6:37 PM Apr 10th
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headed to lacma tonight for the big lebowski live read
2:07 PM Mar 29th
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If you've been catching up w/ The Big C on netflix, Showtime just announced that Laura Linney is returning for season 3. So, spoiler alert.
1:07 PM Mar 10th
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This lottery ticket says "March 4-10 is national problem gambling awareness week". Shut up and give me my numbers!
8:41 PM Mar 6th
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grocery list was written at 1am. As stream of consciousness. Half of it is in parentheses. "Beans" is on here twice and I don't need beans.
5:57 PM Mar 1st
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"oh yeah, didn't your dog die?"
3:41 PM Feb 29th
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Not stoned. Just out at 2am buying popcorn and donuts...
3:37 AM Feb 23rd
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just realized how many parallels my life has had with the movie The Wedding Singer
3:26 PM Feb 22nd
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L.A. show tonight 8pm at Genghis Cohen!
2:23 PM Feb 21st
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How to celebrate ? Try substituting a presidential word in a sexual sentence. Example: "Hey girl, I'm gonna veto that ass"
3:02 PM Feb 20th
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@ @ thanks. have a great show!
12:31 PM Feb 17th
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in reply to sonoflevimusic
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have you ever smelled a pair of socks to see if they're dirty and then been immediately sorry you did that?
5:00 PM Feb 16th
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i'm just going to do laundry a day sooner and throw away this shirt
5:00 PM Feb 16th
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dreamed I got a parking ticket for $50. woke up this morning and thought "Oh, it was just a dream. Sweet, they can't enforce that ticket."
10:49 AM Feb 16th
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crying from joy and crying from sadness are different unless you're at trader joe's and then you're just crying at the grocery store
9:59 PM Feb 15th
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@ ha, there is! thanks, see you there
9:06 PM Feb 15th
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in reply to elpetersen
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guest appearance in v-day music and comedy show tonight 8pm @ mi westside comedy theatre in santa monica
2:59 PM Feb 14th
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doing standup at m bar in hollywood tonight. chuckle buddies show at 10pm.
4:02 PM Feb 9th
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they're playing the electric slide in whole foods. where's a flash mob when you need one?
2:13 PM Feb 9th
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- Name Dave Ellis
- Location Los Angeles, CA
- Web http://www.DaveEl...
- Bio Singer/songwriter, comedian, Jeopardy! champion, and 2-time Days Of Our Lives background actor
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