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davecarson

  1. There's a dude conspicuously drinking a beer on metro. I demand a free ride. That's not logical but I don't care. 25 minutes ago via txt
  2. 11 minutes for a train? Bogus. 30 minutes ago via txt
  3. This guy at the comedy show looks a lot like Bill Maher. about 2 hours ago via txt
  4. Comic: I could never vote for a guy that made beating Rick Santorum look difficult. about 2 hours ago via txt
  5. No work tomorrow, which means the evening belongs to me. What shall I do? about 7 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
  6. #alleydrama RT @WashingTina: There has been a truck idling in the alley outside my office window since about 12:30. #DRIVINGMECRAZY about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
  7. @ForecastofReign Better tell one of those spiders that hitches rides to throw down a crispy $5 bill. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to ForecastofReign
  8. I had a lot of respect for @mayorvincegray as council chairman. Now I'm worried and really want to see some leadership. is.gd/O7KJy4 about 13 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
  9. Life plan: Buy 10,000 stock units of Facebook at $0.04 ea. Sell Facebook stock units at $813.39 a share. #foolproof about 13 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
  10. @WashingTina If its just one word, it doesn't sound much like a wordle at all. about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to WashingTina
  11. @rahkianance You can blame anything you want on anyone you want. about 24 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to rahkianance
  12. @rahkianance W is for womp womp. 8:09 PM May 30th via Twitter for Mac in reply to rahkianance
  13. @rahkianance Picture please. 8:05 PM May 30th via Twitter for Mac in reply to rahkianance
  14. Just yelled "cmon man" in all seriousness at a fly that was threatening to buzz near my head. #idkwtf 8:05 PM May 30th via Twitter for Mac
  15. @littlenightowl Doesn't matter when progress comes as long as it comes. 8:04 PM May 30th via Twitter for Mac in reply to littlenightowl
  16. Bird just made me look like an idiot by flying near my head and making me flinch. 11:19 AM May 30th via txt
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