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  1. Trying to stay positive about my long flight, and then I'm told "... and this is your boarding pass for Warsaw tomorrow." Yay.
  2. I'm pretty sure we killed tonight. #CSO for life! #fb
  3. Big thanks to @stacilynsmith for coming out, @four11andahalf for inviting me, and @sexparty for still being open after our show.
  4. Probably shouldn't have had that chicken. #fb
  5. So you're lazily re-using a Quark file from 2006 and you're shocked that the linked photos are missing? Get fired already, please. #fb
  6. Going to dinner @ my godmother's. Text me if you think of a plausible emergency that would get me oout of it. #fb
  7. If it's Tuesday, I must think it's Monday. #fb
  8. If it's Monday, I must be hiding in the server room. #fb
  9. If you hear my CEO, get out asap. He's restless and looking to kill time by visiting all the employees and boring them with chitchat. #fb
  10. Dear everybody, I found your next birthday present: http://30rockxxx.com. You're welcome/I'm sorry. #fb
  11. If it's Friday, I must be watching re-runs of The Bionic Woman. (The "Fem-Bots in Las Vegas" two-parter, if you want to catch up.) #fb
  12. If it's 12:57 am, I must have a Billy Joel song caught in my head.
  13. BOOYAH (not Magic Bullet related) #fb
  14. Mick from the Magic Bullet infomercial donated $10,000 to McCain in 2008. Mimi is not friends with him on Facebook. Coincidence? #fb
  15. If it's Wednesday, I must be reading Magic Bullet fan fiction. www.fanfics.tv #fb
  16. I didn't lose my Metrocard after all. I put it in the not-where-Metrocard-goes pocket in my wallet. Nice work.
  17. @stacilynsmith Me and Kate Gosselin went out on like two dates, tops. Will you ever let it go?
  18. @four11andahalf What is this? Improv? It doesn't say improv anywhere!
  19. Wish I had cable. #MMHI
  20. The thrill of coming to work late is diminshed if everyone else is later than you. Did I miss a memo? Where is everyone?