davebushnell
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Trying to stay positive about my long flight, and then I'm told "... and this is your boarding pass for Warsaw tomorrow." Yay.
2:37 PM Sep 7th
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I'm pretty sure we killed tonight. for life!
10:08 PM Sep 6th
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Big thanks to @ for coming out, @ for inviting me, and @ for still being open after our show.
10:04 PM Sep 4th
from web
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Probably shouldn't have had that chicken.
3:49 PM Sep 3rd
from web
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So you're lazily re-using a Quark file from 2006 and you're shocked that the linked photos are missing? Get fired already, please.
7:46 AM Sep 2nd
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Going to dinner @ my godmother's. Text me if you think of a plausible emergency that would get me oout of it.
1:21 PM Aug 28th
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If it's Tuesday, I must think it's Monday.
9:48 AM Aug 25th
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If it's Monday, I must be hiding in the server room.
8:29 AM Aug 25th
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If you hear my CEO, get out asap. He's restless and looking to kill time by visiting all the employees and boring them with chitchat.
8:27 AM Aug 25th
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Dear everybody, I found your next birthday present: . You're welcome/I'm sorry.
1:01 PM Aug 21st
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If it's Friday, I must be watching re-runs of The Bionic Woman. (The "Fem-Bots in Las Vegas" two-parter, if you want to catch up.)
10:03 AM Aug 21st
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If it's 12:57 am, I must have a Billy Joel song caught in my head.
9:58 PM Aug 20th
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BOOYAH (not Magic Bullet related)
1:38 PM Aug 19th
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Mick from the Magic Bullet infomercial donated $10,000 to McCain in 2008. Mimi is not friends with him on Facebook. Coincidence?
1:24 PM Aug 19th
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If it's Wednesday, I must be reading Magic Bullet fan fiction.
1:19 PM Aug 19th
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I didn't lose my Metrocard after all. I put it in the not-where-Metrocard-goes pocket in my wallet. Nice work.
6:50 PM Aug 10th
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@ Me and Kate Gosselin went out on like two dates, tops. Will you ever let it go?
9:52 AM Aug 10th
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in reply to stacilynsmith
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@ What is this? Improv? It doesn't say improv anywhere!
8:32 AM Aug 9th
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Wish I had cable.
7:36 PM Aug 5th
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The thrill of coming to work late is diminshed if everyone else is later than you. Did I miss a memo? Where is everyone?
6:15 AM Jul 30th
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