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  1. All that's missing from FNC's coverage of MJ's funeral is commentary by Triumph the Insult Dog.
  2. MS Gov. Haley Barbour stuns supporters by announcing his desire to "go hiking."
  3. SC Gov. Sanford now admits he made up the story about an affair with an Argentinian woman to cover up his forbidden tryst with an alpaca.
  4. SC Gov. Sanford misspoke when he said he wanted to "do something exotic." He meant, "do someONE exotic."
  5. SC to Gov. Sanford: O Brother, Where Art Thou?
  6. Health-care bill opponents need better talking points than "Ted Kennedy is fat."
  7. News item: Sponsor Bank of America is changing the name of its Nascar race to "The Troubled Asset Relief Program 500."
  8. CNN teaser just alerted viewers about a "Swing flu" update. So watch out, all you Big Band and spouse-swapping enthusiasts.
  9. believes tax problems are now a requirement for nomination.
  10. Your car warranty is safe with the government for 4 years or 100,000 bailouts, whichever comes first.
  11. Obesity drug sheds only 6 percent of body weight, but 33 percent of its stock price!
  12. Guzzler amnesty: Turn in your old Chrysler to the authorities, no questions asked.
  13. Obama: We must kill charities in order to save them.
  14. Mike Allen with a short, direction question! Not a tough question, but a short one.
  15. Can't anyone ask a question of the president in 50 words or less???
  16. I can hear crickets at the president's press conference. oy.
  17. AIG's CEO needs Congress' help. What, $173 billion wasn't enough?
  18. wants to party with Sen. Chuck "The Disembowler" Grassley, provided there are no sharp objects nearby.
  19. Fumo jurors, may we have the envelope please?
  20. can't wait to see if NJ Gov. Corzine and opponent Chris Christie take a stand on genital waxing. http://tinyurl.com/d6f2xe.