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There's been about 10 action replays of the Pope getting knocked over on the news. Keeps playing. Mum is cackling like a crazy person.about 14 hours agofrom Tweetie
About to do an iStockphoto search for "Ireland". Dreading the results already...about 15 hours agofrom Tweetie
Worse: "Yes the Redman that's what they call me
Wicked with the style you think I have cerebral palsy
Like AAIEEAHAAA"- Redman, Head Bangerabout 20 hours agofrom Tweetie
"What's the matter? Check yo' bladder, I'm the shit-piss nigga."
- Swag Surfin', Lil Wayneabout 20 hours agofrom Tweetie
Did I just kick the Pope in the balls in this game? I think I did. (this is an XBox game, btw... not a game of kick the pope in the balls)5:05 PM Dec 23rdfrom Tweetie
A friend of mine was called a MILF recently. To her face. I understand even less those that believe there is no problem with this.9:47 AM Dec 23rdfrom Tweetie