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  1. Can't find the hobo-erotic section in Blockbuster. about 16 hours ago from web
  2. Jesus! Get in your house! That girl weighs like 300 pounds! @gregbehrendt Is it me or is it raining precious these days? about 16 hours ago from web
  3. RT @brendonwalsh Is it a good sign if your new doctor wears sunglasses the whole time and keeps asking you if you're a cop? about 17 hours ago from web
  4. Think about a naked John McCain. Not so great, is it? Sorry. about 17 hours ago from web
  5. Just saw Dexter buying a plastic Christmas tree in Target about 19 hours ago from Twee
  6. Three's Company: The Movie. Get on it Hollywood. about 21 hours ago from web
  7. @isky No. It gets worse. about 21 hours ago from web in reply to isky
  8. @7R4V1S A tree AND a fire hydrant. He did $2 grand worth of damage to the hydrant. Here's a Chinese CG reenactment http://bit.ly/8FjH7n about 21 hours ago from web in reply to 7R4V1S
  9. If you punch me in the face, I'll drive my car into a fire hydrant. #UnreleasedTigerTexts about 22 hours ago from web
  10. Lunch: Vodka on sourdough, with pickles and cheddar. about 23 hours ago from Twee
  11. @kevinseccia NO! NO! NO! NO! about 23 hours ago from web in reply to kevinseccia
  12. @shanenickerson God punishes people like you by leaving you on the tarmac for hours. 7:32 AM Dec 2nd from web in reply to shanenickerson
  13. I should just apologize for that set. 9:17 PM Dec 1st from Twee
  14. Obama is going to Nobel Peace Prize the shit out of Afghanistan. 6:23 PM Dec 1st from web
  15. Did you request a Chinese News CG Reenactment of Tiger Wood's accident? Because I have one. http://bit.ly/8FjH7n 4:57 PM Dec 1st from web
  16. Snap! @RickWarren Globally last yr 146,000 Christians were put to death because of their faith. No one, except Christians, said anything. 2:15 PM Dec 1st from web
  17. RT @ComedyDeathRay: CDR 2nite: @nerdist, BJ Novak, @MindyKaling, R. Scovel, @DaveAnthony, Charlyne Yi &more! Standby tix avail. 1:54 PM Dec 1st from web
  18. It's time to rename buses "mobile swine flu chambers." Either that, or "Larry's." 1:35 PM Dec 1st from Twee
  19. Weird. RT @ScottAukerman About 15 minutes into (500) Days Of Summer. About to go suck a dick. 9:50 PM Nov 30th from web
  20. This tomato feels like it was grown in a field of lube. So wrong, but so right. 9:13 PM Nov 30th from web