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dave_thomason

  1. That ad with the owl who bites to the center of the tootsie pop is supposed to be a re-telling of Alexander and the Gordian Knot, right? 10:23 AM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  2. This tea is called "Jasmine Fancy", which I'm pretty sure is the name of a stripper. Side note: Earl Grey would be my stripper name. 2:17 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
  3. Thought I saw a dog. Turned out to be an old woman's leg. 4:24 PM May 19th via Twitter for Android
  4. Found a spider crawling on the head rest of my car seat. Now burning my car. 11:55 AM May 18th via Twitter for Android
  5. Holy crap the @ChrisThayerSays episode of You Made It Weird w/ @peteholmez is so hilarious. 11:41 AM May 18th via Twitter for Android
  6. #FF @MrEmilyHeller @weismanjake @ChrisThayerSays @roysdon 8:55 AM May 18th via Twitter for Android
  7. Wait till this cashier gets a load of how I pronounce "Orangina" 7:18 PM May 17th via Twitter for Android
  8. My inability to understand how my diet affects my poops makes me sympathize with people who don't know they're pregnant till the baby comes. 7:11 PM May 5th via Twitter for Android