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dave_schilling

Charlie Rose is talking about golf tonight. So glad I stayed home. about 8 hours ago via web
#yolol about 21 hours ago via web
bornferal Million Dollar Concept: "Am I Hot or Shot?" Audience votes to determine who's attractive, those deemed unattractive are shot about 21 hours ago via web Retweeted by dave_schilling and 5 others
@MachinimaCat I didn't, but I did try to forget you. about 22 hours ago via web in reply to MachinimaCat
@girlsandgumbo @mrlunch I think she is. about 22 hours ago via web in reply to girlsandgumbo
'sheryl crow is the white r kelly' -- @mrlunch about 22 hours ago via web
There's more to life than Twitter, guys. There's Tumblr, Facebook. LinkedIn, Spotify, Klout, YouTube, Pinterest, Pets.com... about 22 hours ago via web
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Growing up I wanted to go to Cannes. It's looking more and more like I'm going to have to settle for E3. THESE ARE COMPARABLE EVENTS, RIGHT? 9:46 PM May 31st via web
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asterios Here's a new sketch I'm in: po.st/9cR71Z (with @dave_schilling & @AllegraRingo!) 2:27 PM May 31st via TweetCaster for Android Retweeted by dave_schilling and 2 others
Hamptonyount I think Game of Thrones is going to kill off every character until the show is just extras shrugging at each other. 1:48 PM May 31st via web Retweeted by dave_schilling and 2 others
Who wants to be in my Jan & Dean cover band? 1:36 PM May 31st via web
My favorite Beach Boy is John Stamos. 1:12 PM May 31st via web
@TechLetsPlays Sure. 10:51 AM May 31st via web in reply to TechLetsPlays
Video: tmblr.co/Z8Q3vxMUbqk2 10:13 AM May 31st via Tumblr
Just heard Ben Kingsley is playing Khan in the new Star Trek movie. 4:14 PM May 30th via web
TotallyAllen My impression of a guy who just committed suicide: B-) 12:25 PM May 30th via web Retweeted by dave_schilling
Feel like I need a proper author's name. How about "E.L. Fudge"? Is that taken? 9:23 AM May 30th via web
Yes, I really did google myself: cjsaraceno.com/2012/05/03/the… 10:55 PM May 29th via web

Name Dave Schilling
Location Los Angeles, CA
Web http://daveschill...
Bio Stand-up comedian. Writer @ThoughtCatalog. National Spokesman for @39dollarglasses. The bleak/amusing things I say are not the views of Machinima Inc.