Dave_Adnams
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If I can go the next 50 to 60 years without getting flesh eating bacteria I'll consider it a successful life.
10:03 PM Oct 3rd, 2011
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I am minutes away from kicking a burritos ass with my teeth and mouthel musculature. Mmmmm.
3:57 PM Sep 9th, 2011
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Chainsawing for an hour a day does a person good. I understand why Leatherface swears by them, though I fiercely object to the murder part.
3:02 PM Sep 9th, 2011
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EARTHQUAKE!!
12:55 PM Sep 9th, 2011
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Just came up with my new catchphrase: "Funk my cheese!"
5:16 PM Sep 5th, 2011
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When I grow up I want to be Maximus from Gladiator.
1:17 AM Sep 5th, 2011
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I would have been a gazillionaire if the military hadn't nixed my grenade fetching dog idea.
10:03 PM Aug 23rd, 2011
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Just realized that I haven't had my period in over 25 yrs. ...Hope I'm not pregnant.
10:02 PM Aug 23rd, 2011
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Hahaha, check this 'Thriller' routine out! The kids are from Edson, AB...http://t.co/4KoYbql
7:58 PM Aug 10th, 2011
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I don't mean to get everyone riled up but I'm pretty sure I invented Bobbleheads. Also, pizza.
10:57 PM Jul 22nd, 2011
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If the shoe fits, awkwardly place it directly into your mouth. Thats how I roll.
10:39 AM Jul 18th, 2011
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I’m in and out of my car a lot faster since I made Gary Busey the voice on my GPS system.
12:17 PM Jul 17th, 2011
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Kenny Powers - The K-Swiss MFCEO
12:59 PM Jul 11th, 2011
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Kenny Powers Gets Signed By K-Swiss:
12:58 PM Jul 11th, 2011
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Help me Twitterverse! I don't understand why Balance is not considered a sense...? Thoughts?
4:23 PM Jun 28th, 2011
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It would be really confusing if Opposite Day and Sarcasm Day fell on the same day.....
12:54 PM Jun 27th, 2011
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...I don't remember eating a jelly-fish but I guess the proof is in the "pudding"...
10:24 PM Jun 21st, 2011
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@ For sure man...makes you feel like you just might know what you're doing after all, haha.
11:34 AM Jun 21st, 2011
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@ Congrats!
9:39 PM Jun 20th, 2011
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in reply to GMMusic
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Hanging with Mr. Cooper.
11:38 PM Jun 18th, 2011
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- Name Dave_Adnams
- Location Vancouver, BC, Canada
- Web http://www.davead...
- Bio Independent Canadian Singer-Songwriter
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