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  1. My friend had some bad Chinese for dinner. She is now called Lady CaCa. about 6 hours ago from Birdhouse
  2. IF I STAY IN THE FRUIT COMPARTMENT I WILL BE SHIELDED FROM AIRBORNE DISEASES about 10 hours ago from Birdhouse
  3. Too much hand lotion. Cannot escape room. SND HELICOPTERS 3:29 PM Dec 1st from Birdhouse
  4. Cupcakes: popular despite 65% of it being disgusting. 11:28 PM Nov 30th from Birdhouse
  5. @sucittaM SLY RIGHT WING AGENDAS FUCKING US AGAIN 2:38 PM Nov 30th from Twitterrific in reply to sucittaM
  6. The Snuggie has sleeves but no crotch opening? What do you people use this thing for? 2:19 PM Nov 30th from Birdhouse
  7. Cheap video games: http://www.oldbits.org/ — A sweet new project from @torrez. 1:33 PM Nov 30th from web
  8. You can tell that these burgers and fries are good because there are actual white people eating here. 5:48 PM Nov 28th from Birdhouse
  9. @justshootmy I know! I miss the bay! It's so cold here! No tequila in the fridge but it's almost a necessity! 1:11 PM Nov 28th from Twitterrific in reply to justshootmy
  10. Stuffing and Potatoes Part III: It Lives & Whoop There It Is. 12:17 PM Nov 28th from Birdhouse
  11. @linhbergh oh man :D 3:38 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to linhbergh
  12. Full-assed the heck out of this one. None of this partial ass business. 10:54 AM Nov 24th from Birdhouse
  13. It's all fun and games till a loved one wants to see New Moon. 4:23 AM Nov 24th from Birdhouse
  14. @kfdm <eastside fist bump /> 9:12 PM Nov 23rd from Twitterrific in reply to kfdm
  15. If TED needs a speaker for retarded shit, they should call me. I'm at the forefront of that field. 2:26 PM Nov 23rd from Birdhouse
  16. Are yellow armpit stains in fashion yet? 9:37 AM Nov 23rd from Birdhouse
  17. IT'S A DYSTOPIAN FUTURE WITH THIS GUY AND GIRL AND THEY MUST SURVIVE AT ALL COST 4:21 AM Nov 23rd from Birdhouse
  18. AOL rebrand: more like Lol. 8:14 PM Nov 22nd from Birdhouse
  19. It's old geezer cinema time again. Watching a new restoration of Jacques Tati's Mr. Hulot's Holiday in theaters. 5:20 PM Nov 22nd from Birdhouse
  20. I love driving super cars. And it's even better with a short penis. 12:17 PM Nov 21st from Birdhouse