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  1. If you can't do it, figure out how to do it. 6:12 AM May 24th via web
  2. Heterosexual males created ballet, symphonies, opera, art films, and other peak cultural creations. datejesus.com/20120514.html 6:13 AM May 14th via web
  3. No educational system studies great people or teaches how a person can cultivate superior traits and become better. datejesus.com/20120512.html 11:41 AM May 12th via web
  4. I never imagined that you were separate from the cycle of life. 4:34 AM Apr 17th via web
  5. Language is a costumed procession hiding the reality of human relations datejesus.com/20120404.html 9:12 PM Apr 4th via web
  6. Smart, attractive, and soulful is all that's needed to power our perpetual motion machine. datejesus.com/20120322.html 4:10 AM Mar 22nd via web
  7. We won't be enlightened until everything is accepted and every outcome is treated identically. datejesus.com/20120218.html 1:04 PM Feb 18th via web
  8. Our awareness and analysis is so frail we can't distinguish *because of* from *in spite of*. 8:04 AM Feb 18th via web
  9. I, of willful intent, am intrigued, drawn, and captivated, choosing to know your hidden wonderment and mysteries. datejesus.com/20120214.html 4:24 AM Feb 14th via web
  10. It was never intended as an actual reality -- it was offered as bliss. 12:53 PM Feb 4th via web
  11. It might be possible to communicate with humans, but unlikely. Like Pascal's wager, we attempt out of faith, and perhaps desperate need. 9:40 PM Feb 3rd via web
  12. "He's funny" ----> "He recognizes and illuminates linguistic sloppiness, contradictions, and fallacies accepted as wisdom and truth." 10:01 PM Feb 1st via web
  13. It is not shaming to point out the consequences of behavior and their effects. datejesus.com/20120201.html 8:17 PM Feb 1st via web
  14. Just published my fourth edition of aphorisms: datejesus.com/sermons/aphori… 8:05 PM Jan 14th via web
  15. When your options are to take home a heaving bag of rotting garbage or return with nothing, you are richer to remain empty handed. 7:32 PM Jan 13th via web
  16. Should you pay for your neighbor if he decides to have a drug habit or sit on the couch getting fat? datejesus.com/20120107.html 10:17 AM Jan 7th via web
  17. Political thought experiment: give "disadvantaged" interest groups everything they want. Would significant problems be solved or unchanged? 12:38 PM Jan 1st via web
  18. "I'm looking for..." and "I don't know" are the same answer -- and both mean you're not up to it. 1:33 AM Jan 1st via web
  19. Feeling homeless and possessing only what one discovers for himself creates good conditions for art. 10:12 AM Dec 31st, 2011 via web
  20. It is possible Americans might soon discover cheese or bread, and learn how to make them. And from there? datejesus.com/20111230.html 6:22 PM Dec 30th, 2011 via web