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  1. @underoak Just self-effacing humor. 1973 ice storm? 1982 snowjam? 1993 blizzard? Good times. about 12 hours ago from web in reply to underoak
  2. @underoak "Keep in mind inches are measured differently in Georgia." Whatever. I know one of us had a good time. about 13 hours ago from web in reply to underoak
  3. @thomaswheatley Not the most efficient way to kill squirrels, but still... 8:10 AM Oct 31st, 2009 from web in reply to thomaswheatley
  4. Ad idea: Certified Pre-Owned BMW X3 - The perfect gift for the ditzy wife who has no concept of how long a 29,000 mile joy ride would take. 7:20 AM Oct 31st, 2009 from web
  5. If somebody could make a "Total A-Holes" list and put me on it, I would be ever so grateful. 4:41 PM Oct 29th, 2009 from web
  6. @thomaswheatley No way I'm making your "least influential" list now. 10:28 AM Oct 29th, 2009 from web in reply to thomaswheatley
  7. Steve Harvey called me! Something about leasing borders on Wheat Street near the baptist church or somesuch. I am so money. Money, I say. 9:57 AM Oct 29th, 2009 from web
  8. The AJC can take away our instant comments on Galloway's blog, but they can't take away our [something really clever]. 2:34 PM Oct 28th, 2009 from web
  9. When I hear Mariah Carey's whispery vocals on "I Want to Know What Love Is" I'm reminded of a young Michael Jackson. Seems deliberate to me. 7:47 AM Oct 27th, 2009 from web
  10. @thomaswheatley @andishehnouraee might want to scramble the vicious, unsubstantiated rumor jets. http://bit.ly/3pYahq 10:34 AM Oct 26th, 2009 from web
  11. @michaelianblack Cyan Seacrest #oneletterofffruits 5:40 PM Oct 25th, 2009 from web in reply to michaelianblack
  12. @michaelianblack Tom Bruise #oneletterofffruits 5:37 PM Oct 25th, 2009 from web in reply to michaelianblack
  13. @michaelianblack That explains Rice-A-Roni, but what about Tony Bennett? 6:42 PM Oct 23rd, 2009 from web in reply to michaelianblack
  14. @kingsthings "Suzanne Somers is on tonight, she'll discuss Cancer." Oprah must be so jealous. 5:36 PM Oct 23rd, 2009 from web in reply to kingsthings
  15. @reggebah I'm turning Larry King I think I'm turning Larry King I really think so. Only crankier and w/o the fame. @shitmydadsays, basically 4:24 PM Oct 23rd, 2009 from web in reply to reggebah
  16. Shit, I'm turning into @kingsthings. 9:18 PM Oct 22nd, 2009 from web
  17. Soupy Sales should have his picture on one of those funny green pieces of paper that you find in Mommy's purse. A face covered with pie. RIP 8:55 PM Oct 22nd, 2009 from web
  18. @clearblueeasy "1 in 4 women can misread a traditional pregnancy test"? So you're saying 1 in 4 women are stupid? Yeah, at least, but still. 5:49 AM Oct 21st, 2009 from web
  19. @reggebah Stupid Hitler. 11:34 AM Oct 20th, 2009 from web in reply to reggebah
  20. @BoyInTheBalloon Suspended sentence conditioned on lifetime ban from interviews, media appearances/projects, etc. For Heene, hell on earth! 11:33 AM Oct 20th, 2009 from web in reply to BoyInTheBalloon