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  1. @TemerityJane @tomtrad1 WTF is with that one picture? I don't need to see UP the child's skirt to see the shorts. I BELIEVE YOU, BODEN. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to TemerityJane
  2. @littlemissmel @temerityjane Haaa, seriously. At least I know Leo will be covered well, even if it's got dinosaurs or skulls or whatnot. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to littlemissmel
  3. @TemerityJane I'm glad her (public) elem school does uniforms. The uniform shorts/skirts are perfect. AND! The skirts have built in shorts. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to TemerityJane
  4. @TemerityJane She wants skirts so badly, and I can't find anything that is not horribly inappropriately short. She is FIVE, this is not OK! about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to TemerityJane
  5. @TemerityJane I didn't think it was horrible until Violet moved up to the actual GIRLS department, and wow. It is trashy up in there. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to TemerityJane
  6. @TemerityJane Fortunately bermudas are in fashion right now, which helps somewhat. I buy their shorts a size up with adjustable waistbands. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to TemerityJane
  7. @metalia Wearing all the cars other people own and doing lunges? about 3 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to metalia
  8. @jonniker Well, I guess I'm giving Taco Bell too much credit with Leo. That one was mainly @TemerityJane. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to jonniker
  9. @jonniker My water broke within hours of eating Taco Bell with both Violet AND Leo. So obviously it is magic and will breaks yours, too. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to jonniker
  10. @mamatiggsinNOLA Oh no! I'm so sorry! about 8 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to mamatiggsinNOLA
  11. @DocMaureen I'm really looking forward to summer vacation, because then naps can go on FOREVER. At whatever time! about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to DocMaureen
  12. @fatmosh @ianracey I wouldn't be so quick to point fingers, lizard letter-inner. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to fatmosh
  13. Nothing like a disembodied lizard tail writhing on the floor to get the day started. about 16 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
  14. @MariaMelee YUP SORRY I GOOGLED THAT ONE. Man, if @metalia isn't hurling Wheelers at me, it's freaking zombies. 6:04 PM May 29th via Twitter for Mac in reply to MariaMelee
  15. @metalia A Florida whatsie who now? 6:01 PM May 29th via Twitter for Mac in reply to metalia
  16. @adellstevens I like to do lasagna or a big dinner salad with crusty bread. 4:55 PM May 29th via Twitter for Mac in reply to adellstevens
  17. She has worked herself into a fit because she can't tie a knot. L got her in way and she declared she needed him "OUT OF THIS CONVERSATION." 7:33 AM May 29th via Twitter for Mac
  18. It is VERY three up in here today. The woe! The injustice! 7:30 AM May 29th via Twitter for Mac
  19. @DocMaureen I suppose if Magic Baby had to go, it was kind of her to leave Genius Baby in her place. 7:27 AM May 29th via Twitter for Mac in reply to DocMaureen