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I wish a certain someone would stop buying me cat food that contains peas.
7:10 PM Feb 24th, 2011
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Please send all the good energy mew can for Vito, one of three cats who lives with my mom's very good friend Allison. He is very sick. :-(
8:54 AM Nov 20th, 2009
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A certain someone fired me yesterday after her lap was host to a large winged cockroach. That poor guy was MY assistant. I'm in meowrning.
11:49 AM Oct 14th, 2009
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My meows today should be interpreted as merely stating that I wish I could claw the sideburns off The Association. Thank mew.
11:33 AM Oct 14th, 2009
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Attempt to escape from Meowcatraz a massive failure. Am meowing "Nobody knows the trouble I've seen" all morning. I will not be ignored.
5:51 AM Aug 11th, 2009
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Wouldn't you agree that bringing a dead bird into the house deserves something more robust than a meow?
6:54 PM Jun 7th, 2009
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Don't think I meowed at all yesterday. Now, *that's* something to meow about!
2:04 AM May 5th, 2009
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No meowing for several hours. Not as difficult to manage as I had imagined.
11:53 AM Apr 28th, 2009
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My meows do not seem mindful lately. I do not appear to be meowing statements but just gibberish.
9:39 AM Apr 13th, 2009
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Soft, semi-amewsed meowing while on my back, licking my right paw. What does it mean? I'll never tell.
3:21 PM Apr 1st, 2009
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Did not realize until this afternoon that a mop is not the same as a vacuum cleaner. One meows and the other roars. I appreciate kinship.
10:49 AM Mar 27th, 2009
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Clearing my throat is NOT the same as meowing. Please do not misinterpret.
9:10 AM Mar 26th, 2009
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All quiet on the meowing front. Taking the day off in preparation for an upcoming meowathon.
1:24 PM Mar 22nd, 2009
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3-part polysyllabic meowing followed by incredibly graceful dash to kitchen = wet food WITHOUT PEAS. Each of my 9 lives has its own cloud.
12:04 PM Mar 20th, 2009
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I failed in my mission. Napped as if drugged for most of morning. Tripling up on meows now. Monosyllabic, emphatic, precise.
11:41 AM Mar 20th, 2009
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Doubling up on meows today. May set a new record for most meows by noon *before* noon.
4:35 AM Mar 20th, 2009
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Just noticed I said Vanessa, not Natasha. Who am I? Dr. Frankenstein, making a hybrid mother/daughter? Embarrassing. (Resuming silence.)
9:46 AM Mar 19th, 2009
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Am in meowning for Vanessa Richardson's death. Am observing silence all day. Hence, no meows aloud.
6:51 AM Mar 19th, 2009
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Very quiet day in terms of meowing. I will double up tomorrow.
3:36 PM Mar 18th, 2009
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I am lounging on the hard floor, my head on a soft sock. If I were to meow, it would be in contentment, much like a purr. Perhaps later.
10:32 AM Mar 18th, 2009
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- Name Shana
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- Bio I am a cat. This is my kitty twitter.
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