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darthvader
Having delusions of grandeur.™
12:22 AM November 03, 2007
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darthvader
I told Ozzle to prepare TIE Fighters for departure & he thought I meant "thai fighters". Now my elite troopers are covered in spicy noodles.
12:08 PM April 09, 2007
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princessleia
@-_-@ This is like my most desperate hour, evah. Help me de-Nerf my updo R2, you're my only hope.
08:37 PM April 03, 2007
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princessleia
Found an amazing new hair product today - Nerf Spray... Keeps my buns in place for the whole standard 29-hr Alderaan day.
10:29 AM April 02, 2007
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hansolo
That asthmatic tin can is kidding himself. Vote for me! http://tinyurl.com/2fhmdv
09:32 AM March 30, 2007
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dave_hull
Darthvader is the only Twitter stream worth reading.
10:44 PM March 21, 2007
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darthvader
Just learned that Luke has been hiding from me all these years on my home planet of Tatooine. Yep, you heard right. Got something to say?
10:10 PM March 21, 2007
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bobafett
@hansolo Yes Vadar does have a lot of followers. In fact he has more followers than I can imagine, and like you I can imagine quite a few.
09:42 PM March 21, 2007
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darthvader
Wondering where the Rebel's C-W model starfighters are. Well, then again who'd want to be caught dead flying a "Q-Wing"?
09:10 AM March 13, 2007
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darthvader
Fett's cool factor is cramping my style. Thinking about sticking a sign on his back that says "Boba has boobies!".
11:48 PM March 12, 2007
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darthvader
Feeling a bit anxious today. I think I'll find and slaughter a band of Sand People just for old time's sake. That ought to calm the nerves.
11:33 AM March 11, 2007
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princessleia
Being an anarchist is fun, fun, fun. Tried to straighten my hair with standard issue lightsaber today. Ouch!
10:06 PM March 07, 2007
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darthvader
Wanted: Backwater drifters to become faceless cogs of the Empire. Enjoying hours in rigid, hot body armor, with little or no pay, a plus.
09:54 PM February 27, 2007
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darthvader
Wondering if that dork son of mine will ever figure out that there is more to life than bullseyeing womp rats in his T-16 back home.
11:13 PM February 08, 2007
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darthvader
Having a meeting tomorrow with Empire engineers about designing new Stormtrooper armor. You know, the kind that stops rocks and primitive arrows.
11:31 PM February 07, 2007
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darthvader
Just returned from a trip to the Outer Rim. I hate making the little, backwater people suffer like that, but you gotta do what you gotta do.
10:29 PM February 06, 2007
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darthvader
The engineers tell me that ray shielding is more than enough to protect that small thermal exhaust port I asked them about. What could go wrong?
10:19 AM January 23, 2007
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darthvader
I've come to kill Jedi and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of bubblegum.
05:07 PM January 16, 2007
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darthvader
Finding that dust and fingerprints show up too easily on gloss black. I should have opted for the Solar Yellow or Sedona Mist helmet color.
03:58 PM January 15, 2007
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darthvader
Memo to self: Sell my shares in the Tibanna Gas Mine on Bespin. I have a feeling prices are about to plunge.
12:16 PM January 15, 2007
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