darthvader
I sensed Piett's fear as soon the Falcon jumped away into hyperspace, and when I say sensed, I don't mean the force. He pooed his pants.
| One of my loyal minions let me know I've passed 7,000 followers. I knew the sith spam I sent out to would-be lackeys would pay off. |
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| @coryb - You've taken your first steps into a larger world. Once you've had that, you'll never go back. |
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| @dmoren - Says who? I'll have my people "chat" with the web standards people and then we'll speak again. |
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| Back at my evil suite at The Four Seasons. Jabba's bringing over some green slave girls so we can party till dawn. Later chump & chumpettes! |
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| To all those waiting in the 16bit line, you're all tools. I know because I'm inside and it's sweet. By the time you get in, I'll be gone. |
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| @splorp - Hic... yes Bantha teet. It'll put more hair on your chest than MD 20/20. Unless of course you don't have chest hair. |
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| @zengrrl - Think Banta teet and you'll have your answer. |
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| @splorp - Thanks, I feel right at home. This place makes Mos Eisley look like Disneyland. |
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| What kind of cutting edge interactive conference is this that doesn't serve blue milk? I am not amused. |
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| @daveknapik - Two can play that game, consider yourself un-followed. Something tells the galaxy you'll miss me more than I you. |
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| I write this from the ScreenBurn Arcade at #SXSW. I'm here if you can find me, don't forget to give your Dark Lord a hug when you do. |
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| @potjie - What can I say? I like to hob knob with the little people every now and then just to remind them who's in charge. |
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| @butwait - I find your use of malformed YouTube URLs disturbing. |
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| Bothan reports of my death are greatly exaggerated, but as it turns out reports of theirs are not. |
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| I find your lack of female members... disturbing. And just plain sad. - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/... |
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| @davegobe - I find my lack of trousers... disturbing. |
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| Dispatching an Imperial courier with my Christmas list for Santa. I've been a good Dark Lord this year. Well, good for me at least. |
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| Today is a great day for the Empire. Not only did it see the end of Kenobi, but your Dark Lord passed 5000 followers. Evil kudos to Chris H. |
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| @gruber - Your son is obviously wiser than the entire Senate combined. You can tell him Darth Vader said so. |
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