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  1. I love seeing a plan come together. Everything that has happened today has done so of my accord. A heinous cackle understates my pleasure.
  2. Dark Lord is back. Now to decide which of the ninkinpoops to choke. As an aside, it sure is hard to type properly with these long nails.
  3. Best part about being the emperor of the galaxy: six month vacation. But your favorite
  4. OMG the roast was so much fun. I haven't felt so alive since that time I threw Windu out the window.
  5. Just woke up from a bender after partying at a club last night. Vader really missed out. No one, but NO ONE, parties like the Sith.
  6. Just so you know: you mess with Kathy Sierra, you mess with a Sith lord; the guy who ordered two Death Stars; and the emperor of the Galaxy.
  7. I'm pretty sure all my troubles started with Vader torching that hick couple on Tatooine. Gonna need to draft a new policy on that.
  8. No matter how far I peer into the future, I can never seem to see the times I accidentally forget to zip up my fly.
  9. Spelling mistakes make me so angry I could oppress a whole planet. My own spelling errors doubly so.
  10. My apprentice tells me befriend people. This is so unbecoming of a Sith Lord and the Emperor of the freaking Galaxy.
  11. My new apprentice is horrible at choosing names. Dooku? How childish. Tyranus...so cliche!
  12. Trying to set the clock on my new DeathStar. If I can just figure it out, this battlestation will be fully operational!
  13. In a particularly foul mood. Its all bright and sunny here on Galactic Center. Nothing better than a foul mood. It makes me feel alive.
  14. About to return to Galactic City. Alderaan, what a bunch of hippies. If only I had an excuse to let Grand Moff Tarkin toast this place...
  15. The great thing about being the Emperor of the galaxy: no passports, no red-tape. I highly recommend it, if you have the means.
  16. True or false: I'm only happy when it rains? Hint: rain usually means lightning...and I know a thing or two about lightning.
  17. Trying a new skin moisturizer. Seems nothing works since I conquered the galaxy. Oh well, you can't have your cake and eat it too.
  18. Reminiscing about days gone by. It was tedious sometimes, but deceiving the entire Jedi Council, that was fun. The look on their faces!
  19. Suggests Luke Skywalker learn to embrace his anger. Its much more handy than bullseyeing womp rats from a T-16. Hello, lightning bolts!
  20. Pay no mind to my sometimes brash and foolish apprentice. All geeks shall indulge in pizza on this most grandest day in the Galactic Empire!