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darthbender

  1. @Jedimasterbator such a good movie. about 6 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Murray, UT in reply to Jedimasterbator
  2. @wineandscotch are you playing hide-and-go-seek? about 6 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Murray, UT in reply to wineandscotch
  3. @wineandscotch it’s a myth invented by mean people. about 7 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Murray, UT in reply to wineandscotch
  4. Discovering new music through Bing commercials is one of the things that make me think I’ve died and my brain is misfiring as it loses oxy. about 7 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Murray, UT
  5. @wineandscotch what if he’s a little bit crazy and has ADHD? about 7 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Murray, UT in reply to wineandscotch
  6. Goddamn Adobe bullshit. I have to *call* them because I didn’t know I needed to deactivate PS before upgrading my Mac? about 9 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from West Jordan, UT
  7. My mom is watching CSI:Miami and I’m just getting more and more angry. about 9 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from West Jordan, UT
  8. @gabimadsen wait, does that mean Kristen Stewart’s Snow White movie is the better of the two? about 10 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from West Jordan, UT in reply to gabimadsen
  9. @MsOtaku @senorpaco I’ll take the blame for a great piece of hardware. about 11 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from West Jordan, UT in reply to MsOtaku
  10. A size comparison of one of those prominences. twitpic.com/9sligd about 11 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from West Jordan, UT
  11. Sunspots and solar prominences. twitpic.com/9sl6uq about 12 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from West Jordan, UT
  12. @ValParkFirth I do. about 18 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Murray, UT in reply to ValParkFirth
  13. @Britt34 don’t know yet. about 18 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Murray, UT in reply to Britt34
  14. @Britt34 tuesday at 4. Depending on the weather. 11:07 PM Jun 1st via Tweetbot for iOS from Murray, UT in reply to Britt34
  15. I’m worried that if I actually buy a motorhome that it will start a cascade of events that will end with me living in it in six months. 11:01 PM Jun 1st via Tweetbot for iOS from Murray, UT
  16. I feel like I have a jellyfish on my epiglottis. 10:58 PM Jun 1st via Tweetbot for iOS from Murray, UT
  17. @EsotericaMe calculexic. 10:51 PM Jun 1st via Tweetbot for iOS from Murray, UT in reply to EsotericaMe
  18. @jedikermit I do what I can. Sometimes. 10:31 PM Jun 1st via Tweetbot for iOS from Murray, UT in reply to jedikermit
  19. Read this guy’s story about trying to view the Venus Transit in 1761 and 1769: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillaume… 10:30 PM Jun 1st via Tweetbot for iOS from Murray, UT
  20. @jedikermit Panguitch looks a little better than SLC so far. twitpic.com/9ru73v 10:19 PM Jun 1st via Tweetbot for iOS from Murray, UT in reply to jedikermit