darth_schmoo
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This disturbs me.
about 11 hours ago
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@: Activist judge usurps Congress' role in judging guilt and issuing punishments, to save evil ACORN!
12:45 AM Dec 14th
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Stupid EU, thinking some paper-pushing bureaucrat knows what noises cause deafness better than me.
2:37 PM Dec 13th
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The word in question is "aberration." One B, two Rs. Not the reverse.
4:37 AM Dec 12th
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There needs to be a word for that upset feeling you get when spellcheck tells you that you only thought you knew how to spell a word.
4:37 AM Dec 12th
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I'm planning on cashing in on climate change by underinvesting in winter clothing.
7:02 PM Dec 10th
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Will the senator yield for a question? How about a statement? A limerick? Moment of silence? Haiku? Wow, you're one unyielding old man.
6:59 PM Dec 10th
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Waiter? This day you brought out for me is completely unacceptable. I want a word with your manager. Huh? Well then where *do* you work?
9:42 PM Dec 7th
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RT @: Hard to take seriously husband's programming admonitions when they begin, "These are the node's children. You want to
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5:54 AM Dec 7th
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I just came up with the perfect gift idea for someone. This has never happened to me before, and I don't know what to do.
10:45 AM Dec 6th
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Oh, god. We're out of peanut butter! Wait, here's a tub of WalMart brand. . . . Oh, god. We're out of peanut butter!
10:13 PM Dec 4th
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There is a constant tension between my desire to be interesting and my desire to be myself.
10:09 PM Dec 4th
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Every flame war eventually settles down until it's just me and the dumbest person on the Internet. Probably a coincidence.
9:12 PM Dec 4th
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: Start a movie a half hour before bedtime. If it's not interesting enough to restart the next day, you add an hour to your life.
6:24 AM Dec 3rd
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@: No death tax! The American dream is to accumulate enough wealth that your great-grandchildren never have to lift a finger.
6:21 AM Dec 3rd
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Or, more succinctly, we create God in our own image.
8:14 PM Dec 2nd
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"When religious Americans try to infer the will of God, they mainly draw on their own personal beliefs."
7:14 PM Dec 2nd
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RT @: Twitterview Wednesday. -- But *all* his interviews are twitterviews. Hey, he left himself open.
6:42 AM Dec 2nd
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I have seven hours to write 23,000 words. Break out the red bull, cuz daddy's got writing to do.
4:40 PM Nov 30th
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@: If debt were the biggest threat to America, it would be reflected in higher bond yields. It isn't. Read Paul Krugman.
4:38 PM Nov 30th
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- Name darth_schmoo
- Location Salt Lake City, Utah
- Web http://neonderbyc...
- Bio Once born, thrice slain, bastard son of the mad god Thrall. His footfall chars and desecrates the earth. Silver medalist, 800M relay, Barcelona.
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