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  1. http://is.gd/1zaPd @jasoninthehouse Oops. I mistyped the bill number (link). Strike "zero chance of passing".
  2. @jasoninthehouse You took a bill with zero chance of passing and loaded it down with unrelated crap. You are now what's wrong with D.C.
  3. The beautiful trapeze artist was engaged to The Lobsterman. Heartbroken, The World's Strongest Man bent many steel bars that night. #vss
  4. They knew, and would soon come for him. The doors burst open, and men in uniforms surrounded his table. They sang "Happy Birthday." #vss
  5. RT @jasoninthehouse http://bit.ly/lTx5r George Will is spot on. Me: That would be a first. GW should read Krugman: http://is.gd/1wa2N
  6. http://is.gd/1w8L7 Gaah! Tiger shark!
  7. From Laura on FB: Don't make me unfriend you, Bryce. I have a mouse and I know how to use it.
  8. http://is.gd/1t7tG Do Republicans hate trees? Find out! @jasoninthehouse
  9. Explanation: Planting leaf-shedding trees on the north side of a house protects it from sun in the summer, and lets sun through in winter.
  10. @jasoninthehouse: I think the criteria you had in mind was "planting trees is liberal eco-hippie crap." But it's cheap and effective.
  11. @jasoninthehouse: By what criteria shouldn't taxpayers pay? Planting trees for home energy efficiency promotes a public good (less CO2).
  12. http://mzl3y.tk Youtube video. This is truly wonderful!
  13. http://ymbtm.tk @jasoninthehouse, RT @david_h_roberts Opposition to clean energy hurts Republicans
  14. @jasoninthehouse, planting a tree near a house is a cheap, cost-effective energy efficiency boost. It's amazing what you find stupid.
  15. After it rained, the snails came out. She liked helping them across the bike path, but hated how they squirmed when she picked them up. #vss
  16. http://v4v4r.tk I just watched #palin do her resignation speech. I think she said she's quitting to go fight in Iraq.
  17. Re: #palin Somebody, please, please, please knock out a few celebratory #keyboardcat videos.
  18. http://3fwjg.tk I wish that every time I blocked an account, its creator received a mild electric shock. #twitterfeature
  19. RT @jonathancoulton : Please please Sarah Palin, run for president it would be so AWESOME!
  20. http://myw1c.tk RESIGNED! Please let Palin be covering up her secret affair with an Argentinian woman.