Dartanion
- New keys didn't work, so they're sending a part from Europe. If that doesn't work they'll send a German mechanic in a box. #fiestamovementabout 20 hours ago from Birdhouse
- I'm browsing old used postcards in a vintage shop. Short messages, low cost... they were the tweets of 80 years ago.4:54 PM Jul 14th from Birdhouse
- RT @StuBakerComedy Kim Jong Il has cancer. He will be succeeded by his oldest son, Kim Jong Healthy.11:07 AM Jul 14th from web
- @paul_merrill You are king of wit and also the Jonas Brothers.10:23 AM Jul 14th from web in reply to paul_merrill
- Uh oh. Got spare key today and it didn't work either. Problem must be in the car recognizing the key... #fiestamovement8:58 AM Jul 14th from web
- @wildchildeditor I think it's the battery in the key fob, but it's not user replaceable?!1:18 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie in reply to wildchildeditor
- @burnoutradio Thanks, but the car won't start without recognizing the key...1:15 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie in reply to burnoutradio
- @JaneTV Nope, key problem :(1:14 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie in reply to JaneTV
- @jasonryanfilms He's a stunt double for Billy Corgan.1:13 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie in reply to jasonryanfilms
- Uh oh. Doors won't open, car won't start. There's a downside to electronic keys... #fiestamovement7:08 PM Jul 12th from txt
- Performed at Salon last night - fun outside stage, 90 degrees at midnight. Hung out w/@chouxgazer @JaneTV @SteveOuch #fiestamovement12:48 PM Jul 12th from web
- @thederekjohnson Would love to but won't be in town then. Let me know next time you're coming down...8:47 AM Jul 12th from web in reply to thederekjohnson
- @VeryShortStory Watching you on stage right now, these are great.7:33 PM Jul 11th from Tweetie
- 4 days. 2400 miles. No cruise control. My gas pedal leg feels like David Beckham. My saucy attitude feels like Posh. #fiestamovement9:21 AM Jul 11th from Birdhouse
- I'm in New Mexico, where they have fictional things like "Breaking Bad" and meth. Hold on, there's a guy at the door. Ok, meth is real.11:01 AM Jul 10th from Birdhouse
- Tonight we decided to stay in a motel. We decided against staying at the one WITH THE TATTOO SHOP RUNNING IN ONE OF THE ROOMS.12:39 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie
- We just threw pine cones into the Grand Canyon. They floated down slow and magestically, then killed someone.5:09 PM Jul 9th from txt
- Last evening I drove through some light raindrops. This morning I realized they were actually bugs.8:52 AM Jul 9th from Birdhouse
- Dear Ass - Sorry I'm about to freeze you off. I packed for Austin Heat, not Nightime Desert Chill.1:16 AM Jul 9th from txt
- I had to buy gas late last night in Oregon. The gas pumper was as freaked out by my no gas cap as I was by his no teeth. #fiestamovement1:27 PM Jul 8th from Birdhouse
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- Name Dartanion London
- Location Seattle, WA
- Web http://www.dartan...
- Bio I'm a comedian. I like to upload one thought from my weird brain each day.
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