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  1. New keys didn't work, so they're sending a part from Europe. If that doesn't work they'll send a German mechanic in a box. #fiestamovement
  2. I'm browsing old used postcards in a vintage shop. Short messages, low cost... they were the tweets of 80 years ago.
  3. RT @StuBakerComedy Kim Jong Il has cancer. He will be succeeded by his oldest son, Kim Jong Healthy.
  4. @paul_merrill You are king of wit and also the Jonas Brothers.
  5. Uh oh. Got spare key today and it didn't work either. Problem must be in the car recognizing the key... #fiestamovement
  6. @wildchildeditor I think it's the battery in the key fob, but it's not user replaceable?!
  7. @burnoutradio Thanks, but the car won't start without recognizing the key...
  8. @JaneTV Nope, key problem :(
  9. @jasonryanfilms He's a stunt double for Billy Corgan.
  10. Uh oh. Doors won't open, car won't start. There's a downside to electronic keys... #fiestamovement
  11. Performed at Salon last night - fun outside stage, 90 degrees at midnight. Hung out w/@chouxgazer @JaneTV @SteveOuch #fiestamovement
  12. @thederekjohnson Would love to but won't be in town then. Let me know next time you're coming down...
  13. @VeryShortStory Watching you on stage right now, these are great.
  14. 4 days. 2400 miles. No cruise control. My gas pedal leg feels like David Beckham. My saucy attitude feels like Posh. #fiestamovement
  15. I'm in New Mexico, where they have fictional things like "Breaking Bad" and meth. Hold on, there's a guy at the door. Ok, meth is real.
  16. Tonight we decided to stay in a motel. We decided against staying at the one WITH THE TATTOO SHOP RUNNING IN ONE OF THE ROOMS.
  17. We just threw pine cones into the Grand Canyon. They floated down slow and magestically, then killed someone.
  18. Last evening I drove through some light raindrops. This morning I realized they were actually bugs.
  19. Dear Ass - Sorry I'm about to freeze you off. I packed for Austin Heat, not Nightime Desert Chill.
  20. I had to buy gas late last night in Oregon. The gas pumper was as freaked out by my no gas cap as I was by his no teeth. #fiestamovement