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  1. Ok, it was Japan. Shoulda known: http://bit.ly/8a0Kzk about 11 hours ago from bit.ly
  2. I'm not sure if I fell in love with Japan or Nicolas Cage, but I definitely just fell in love: http://bit.ly/6ZJMTR about 12 hours ago from web
  3. @chaseblogger Great minds think alike... especially when they are both thinking HI! about 13 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to chaseblogger
  4. Want a google wave invite? Sign up for my mailing list at http://www.dartanion.com and I'll give 5 away by Tuesday! about 18 hours ago from web
  5. @juliaroy hear hear! That new spam button was just MADE for mass DMs... about 19 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to juliaroy
  6. @goldfischegirl Always happy to help. 5:32 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie in reply to goldfischegirl
  7. Can you front hug someone without it turning into a depraved bonefest? "Christian Side Hug" thinks not: http://bit.ly/70Dikj 1:46 PM Nov 27th from bit.ly
  8. @startedsomethin Send them this, and a smack: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/... 4:41 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to startedsomethin
  9. Hi fellow iPhone nerds! Lots of apps have been discounted or free'd today because it's Thanksgiving. You're welcome: http://bit.ly/5DBSqG 4:16 PM Nov 26th from web
  10. @KevinCease Amelia Earhart. It would be on a romantic hidden island, and our babies would levitate. 1:25 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to KevinCease
  11. @chaseblogger You're dirty. 1:09 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to chaseblogger
  12. Everybody uses the bottle of hand sanitizer, but nobody sanitizes the top of the pump. THAT'S where the flu comes from! 11:25 AM Nov 25th from Birdhouse
  13. 12seconds - Smoking Baby Obama http://tiny12.tv/AN75J 11:53 AM Nov 24th from 12seconds
  14. Since I've started playing so much Bejeweled Blitz, I've noticed I'm faster at finding parking spaces. 12:20 PM Nov 23rd from Birdhouse
  15. 12seconds - The Whole Audience Hugs Each Other http://tiny12.tv/NX62M 1:01 PM Nov 22nd from 12seconds
  16. This Funbucket scene continued until Mrs. Buttersworth's syrup had been drunk below the level of her hands. http://twitpic.com/qhjww 1:20 AM Nov 22nd from Echofon
  17. This song seems to capture these gray autumn days very well. ♫ http://blip.fm/~gmutg 2:42 PM Nov 20th from Blip.fm
  18. @SarahLowndes Just me and Oprah. Yes, I'll be there! 3:20 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to SarahLowndes
  19. @SammyBabygirl Lovely :) 3:19 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to SammyBabygirl
  20. That's it! I'm buying an umbrella hat! 11:00 AM Nov 19th from Birdhouse
  • Name Dartanion London
  • Web http://www.dartan...
  • Bio I'm a comedian. I like to upload one thought from my weird brain each day.
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