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DarronDiamond

  1. @mightyzim man if Bane wore my pants he'd be too busy being sexy to threaten Gotham
  2. @Hypnogoria man, those hotties were leaving my all nighter! That's not bewilderment that's being drugged with Diamond lust
  3. @rev_org man that 70s sequinned douchebag has been ridin' my coat tails forever!
  4. @rev_org I only did that once because man alive she was ugly but I still have a reputation to keep up
  5. I have no what a Mass Effect is unless you're all deciding on a new phrase for what is going on in my sequinned thong right now!
  6. gearing up for an epic intro for the #blackdogpodcast tomorrow... I need to bring my A game
  7. @mightyzim hey that's my promo picture from my multi copy selling album "Star Spangled Wanger"
  8. @Hypnogoria @PeteKelk you know I copyrighted that song style in 1967. You'll be hearing from my lawyer (actually it's Pablo the pool boy)
  9. @rev_org @ItsMikeandIke @geekplanetmatt @CartoonBeardy does Barnard know about this shitefest? I might not need to get up after all!
  10. @rev_org @ItsMikeandIke @geekplanetmatt @CartoonBeardy what the fuck!? If I have to, I'll get out of this jacuzzi and he bitch man slap you!
  11. @DeSaint502 Man you should know, Diamond can cut through anything... Fridges, chicks, customs offices as I smuggle blood diamonds....
  12. @Hypnogoria @DeSaint502 @CartoonBeardy I will find you... I'll find you and... Well, theres no need to be unpleasant... Yet!
  13. Morning all god my Christmas party hangover is legendary. Christ knows what I'll feel like after the new years one. Happy 2012
  14. Hmmm how do I get out of this cupboard... That guy is probably nicking my trousers and heading out spend my cash in Bangkok
  15. @eltonmcmanus burning love is what I call it when the Doctor asks
  16. @Posey_Dillock man don't do that! Sexy cannot be contained in a liquid. Also the authorities have been after a DNA sample for years
  17. @EltonMcManus I shall sing Jonny Cashs ring of fire in your honour normally I sing it going to the STD clinic but I'll make an exception
  18. @Posey_Dillock I'm here man, sorry I couldn't be there last night but I was cruising the streets of Bangkok
  19. @PeteKelk hey man you rock! If you weren't a dude I'd be out of this Thai bath-house and coming over to see you, extradition laws be damned