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  1. @diablocody How else could Archie Bunker make his post bowel movement grand entrance?
  2. @minkoff ugh.
  3. @nataliereed then it MUST be bad.
  4. @mollypriesmeyer here here
  5. @faheddings hang in there
  6. @mollypriesmeyer that was my failed attempt to write a classy version of "you can absorb nutrients by shoving them up your butt!"
  7. @mollypriesmeyer actually you can absorb nutrients with ones ass.
  8. @diablocody but don't you want to be more attractive to flavor flav?
  9. @diablocody http://bit.ly/nM1BY
  10. @ScottAukerman doesn't everybody?
  11. @mollypriesmeyer you left out battle-axe.
  12. @minkoff Thanks for going last night! It was so classy!
  13. Quick ethics Q: Is it wrong to steal a cd off the internet that you once owned, but was lost or stolen and not sold to a used record store
  14. @minkoff did you see the 'duke out' between Cheney and Obama on the Daily Show?
  15. @diablocody Old Navy is the Jerry Springer of apparel self esteem boosting.
  16. @minkoff fear-mongering is hilarrrrious!!!!
  17. @minkoff I never COULD believe him.
  18. @minkoff But of course! I'm attentive to details.
  19. @minkoff I always thought kinky was a synonym for interesting. http://twitpic.com/5l6ll
  20. @minkoff the kind with the special flavor chamber? I love those.