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darrenhoskins

  1. Trolololo man RIP. about 1 hour ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  2. Someone send help, LLOYD WEBBER’S FACE IS MELTING! oh. #bbc1 about 17 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  3. Gary Barlow surrounded by tits. Not for the first time. #bbc1 about 17 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  4. @davidvitty He upgraded from a Matsui. about 18 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to davidvitty
  5. @tiffstevenson Those low cut T-shirts are always worn by tossers* *Men with better bodies than me. about 18 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to tiffstevenson
  6. @caitlinmoran You’re only stuck temporarily, I have to live in the place. about 18 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to caitlinmoran
  7. I’m glad the Queen & Charles finally got married, congratulations to them both. #jubilee about 19 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  8. She’s no Susanna Reid though. about 21 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from South Oxfordshire, Oxfordshire
  9. Alex Jones, wet. There’s lovely. #jubilee about 21 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from South Oxfordshire, Oxfordshire
  10. @Wildheart_Baby Unlucky. about 21 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from South Oxfordshire, Oxfordshire in reply to Wildheart_Baby
  11. Stop staring into camera, cake-twat #jubilee about 21 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from South Oxfordshire, Oxfordshire
  12. @TinaDaheley Can you not log on to your internet bank account and get the info there? about 21 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from South Oxfordshire, Oxfordshire in reply to TinaDaheley
  13. My favourite bit was the submarines. #jubilee #BBCJubilee about 21 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from South Oxfordshire, Oxfordshire
  14. @stephenfry Bollocks to upsetting people, you’re entitled to an opinion. about 22 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from South Oxfordshire, Oxfordshire in reply to stephenfry
  • Name Darren
  • Location Didcot. Oxfordshire. UK
  • Bio Skeptic, atheist. Pun enthusiast. Comedy, telly, radio, music and science fan. Thin. Sweary. All views are forced out of me at gun point.
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