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darrendmiller

  1. @ChrisGethard I wish people could airlift you sponsored gifts like in The Hunger Games. 7:08 AM Jun 2nd via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to ChrisGethard
  2. Everyone watch @nottjmiller’s short film. It’s awesome. FunnyOrDie.com/m/6vpm 7:06 AM Jun 2nd via Tweetbot for iOS
  3. @sportsguy33 if you break up with thinkpad, aol, and blackberry, you might find some pretty cool new things out there. 10:56 AM May 30th via TweetDeck in reply to sportsguy33
  4. @PeggyOLeary I just don’t work out, even now, post-Kelly-Clarkson. I know, it’s crazy. 7:43 AM May 30th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to PeggyOLeary
  5. Someone check Romney's paperwork to run for President! If he put Amercia on there too we're all saved from potential disaster! 7:27 AM May 30th via TweetDeck
  6. @Marklevy85 @ChrisGethard it's a TON of API calls to twitter on one page so sometimes twitter doesn't like it, and it's not COMPLETELY live. 5:17 AM May 30th via TweetDeck in reply to Marklevy85
  7. I just had a chocolate, then saw two brown spots on my arm, so I licked them off. But they definitely weren’t chocolate. Help. Please. 7:06 PM May 29th via Tweetbot for iOS
  8. @jenstatsky there’s no way he has the time. HUNDREDS of emails go through AOL every day. He must be in the recording studio like ALWAYS. 6:38 PM May 29th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to jenstatsky
  9. Thanks so much for telling me all about Prometheus, Stephen A. Smith. Wait, what? 6:56 PM May 28th via Tweetbot for iOS
  10. And now, a #haiku: Farts travel at the speed of light and burps travel at the speed of sound. #haiku 10:35 AM May 28th via TweetDeck
  11. Nice teamwork @jenstatsky @mikefalzone instagr.am/p/LJHfixKB_X/ 12:51 PM May 27th via Instagram
  12. RT @AllisonHoubein: I just realized Ross on "Friends" is the least believable character on TV. Anyone? 10:20 AM May 27th via TweetDeck
  13. No one can beat my score in Geometric Golfer. I make Newton's Nine my bitch. DAILY. 7:26 AM May 25th via TweetDeck
  14. REALLY, Google Offers? You want me to pay for a NEIGHBORHOOD WALKING TOUR? I LIVE in a neighborhood, and I can walk there for--ooh 59% off! 7:15 AM May 25th via TweetDeck
  15. @DanSpenser Dont do it man! The cons list is longer than the pro list! And this is not even a good pro! You're goin down the rabbit hole! 7:06 AM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to DanSpenser