darrendash
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Have just seen the nice muscly bass player from Rage Against the Machine. Sorry Joe, he makes beating you in the charts worthwhile
about 17 hours ago
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Christmas lunch had an hour ago. Sleep impending.
about 22 hours ago
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Family present gender swap - my sister gets socks, I get a book of bitchy one-liners. My sister's not a dyke, surprisingly.
4:28 AM Dec 25th
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Happy Christmas twitters. Hope everyone gets a good stuffing at lunch
2:56 AM Dec 25th
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You know you've had too many vodkas when you start having rude thoughts about a straight mate.
3:16 PM Dec 24th
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Suddenly finding tatoos a huge turn on. Or maybe it's just the blokes they're attached to
12:51 PM Dec 24th
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Think I may have upset my parents ISP with downloads of glee, porn and iPlayer. Is running veeeery slow today
10:27 AM Dec 24th
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Hmm, guessing the quietness of tweets recently means everyone is having Christmas fun... Screw you all :|
2:01 PM Dec 23rd
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I think I would have gone mad by now if it wasn't for tvcatchup and downloads of Glee. With alcohol so cheap, why are my mate so unsociable
1:32 PM Dec 23rd
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@ Tell them Santa Claus doesn't exist and it's their parents who ensure they don't get what they want, like a 1980's Fashion Wheel
5:27 AM Dec 23rd
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Ok. I'm officially bored in Cornwall already and I'm supposed to be here another week. Time passing suggestions?
10:43 AM Dec 22nd
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Have realised that no matter how long the heating is on for, my parents house never warms up. And they wonder why I stay in bed so much
7:45 AM Dec 22nd
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Goodness, just woken up properly and it's almost 12. Whoops :)
3:48 AM Dec 22nd
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Funny - all my mates in the South East being stranded by snow. Not funny - my stomach and digestive system after that pizza :\
12:12 PM Dec 21st
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@ You've gotta tweet a pic of Stevo Crimped for Christmas if you do!
10:55 AM Dec 21st
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Haven't been outside at all today. Now tucked up in bed watching Glee on the laptop. Why don't I take more holiday time?
3:46 PM Dec 20th
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Hot guys, cheap alcohol and not a chance in hell. Yep, I'm back in Cornwall
3:24 PM Dec 19th
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Have noticed that twice this year it has snowed for when I take annual leave. Think there's some connection and 'hell freezing over' in that
9:38 AM Dec 18th
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@ Give me a situation where one would be bobbing ones head ;)
1:23 PM Dec 17th
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in reply to lukevernon
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Unfollowed Dale Howard, his consistant hetero whinging about partying and having a bad sleep pattern was boring me
10:33 AM Dec 17th
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- Name Darren Dash
- Location iPhone: 51.454764,0.225838
- Bio Public sector job brokerer vodka chocolate gym homo
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