Skip past navigation
On a mobile phone? Check out m.twitter.com!
Skip to navigation
Skip to sign in form

Hey there! darrencarter is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving darrencarter's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

darrencarter

Family game night had an awkward moment during Pictionary. What would u have drwn? The word: Dictator about 3 hours ago from mobile web
Was #Tiger Woods in a hurry to get some deals on #black friday? about 13 hours ago from mobile web
Hollywood Laugh Factory 8 PM Saturday! about 16 hours ago from mobile web
http://twitpic.com/r6zog - I wonder if THIS is what gives #Adam Lambert his energy?! 11:05 AM Nov 27th from TwitPic
Putting fingers in olives & slowly pulling them off w/ mouth is frowned upon @ In-Laws house. #Thanksgivingpornomoves 4:32 PM Nov 26th from mobile web
Taking a pre-turkey nap. Gonna sleep 2 the sounds of Barney in 1 room & Parade in other 10:01 AM Nov 26th from mobile web
http://twitpic.com/qyt6q - small or BIG?? you make the call! #notsafeforwork 8:18 PM Nov 25th from TwitPic
Aunt tried to get me to taste TOFU TURKEY. Told her to tofu*k herself 6:44 PM Nov 25th from mobile web
http://twitpic.com/qxcyk - Check out my ANT FARM! it's the sh!t! #gross 2:34 PM Nov 25th from TwitPic
Filming my Showtime Special in Dec. Why am I eating Pizza & Cookies? Gonna jog now. 2:02 PM Nov 25th from mobile web
http://twitpic.com/qt8ex - This has 2b the ANGRIEST looking mascot for a business 4:19 PM Nov 24th from TwitPic
You can't jusdge a bed by its covers 4:16 PM Nov 24th from mobile web
Flight into Burbank was REALLY bumpy..then landed HARD. Didn't need coffee 2 wake up! 12:45 PM Nov 24th from mobile web
BIG COMEDY SHOW TONIGHT! Mama Juanas 3707 Cahuenga Studio City 9:30. No cover & Special Guest comic 4:31 PM Nov 23rd from mobile web
http://twitpic.com/qms3n - CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT YOU GUYS COME UP WITH FOR THIS!!! 6:04 AM Nov 23rd from TwitPic
http://twitpic.com/qfysv - For some reason...I feel like this dude is judging me 5:39 PM Nov 21st from TwitPic
http://twitpic.com/qf7ig - LOOK MA! YOUR BOY'S NAME IS IN LIGHTS! 2:55 PM Nov 21st from TwitPic
So nice to see so many Darren Carter t-shirts in audience last night. Branson peeps so cool! Well, off 2 Cracker Barrel..YUM=) 9:02 AM Nov 21st from mobile web
White River Comedy Club in Branson 2nt on 3 hrs of sleep. YAY!!! 5:17 PM Nov 20th from mobile web
http://twitpic.com/q8eit - Hour 4 of a 6 hr layover @ ATL & I spotted what appears to be Santa 7:20 AM Nov 20th from TwitPic

more

Name darren carter
Location Los Angeles,CA
Web http://www.darren...
Bio Comedian Darren Carter has been seen on The Tonight Show...Showtime and has a CD available on iTUNES. Google him. He likes getting googled =)

RSS feed of darrencarter's tweets RSS feed of darrencarter's favorites