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DarrenCarter

  1. Hung out with my nephews today. It's pretty cool being an Uncle. You guys should try it! about 8 hours ago via UberSocial for Android
  2. Laughter is the best medicine. Blah Blah Blah. @brianwhitman is the PHARMACY. F.U.N.N.Y 1:15 AM Jun 3rd via UberSocial for Android in reply to brianwhitman
  3. LOOK AROUND. Half of these idiots don't even have a Twitter account. 12:45 AM Jun 3rd via UberSocial for Android
  4. #WTF !! Scary Clock mypict.me/n4bwq 11:58 PM Jun 2nd via UberSocial for Android
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  6. Should my new bio say: His standup is like a Bipolar Tornado on Meth...or should I say it's like a Cannibalistic Typhoon on Bath Salts? 3:11 PM Jun 2nd via UberSocial for Android
  7. Thanks for the Retweets! I'm happy you liked my jokes. Now go have a great Saturday!! 12:39 PM Jun 2nd via Twitterrific
  8. Sleep to this! Dick And Darren on @StitcherRadio - stitcher.com/s?ABCAAEGz6 1:20 AM Jun 2nd via Stitcher
  9. Does this mean I sould take my #GreenLantern tshirt out of the closet? 12:00 PM Jun 1st via UberSocial for Android
  10. SO MANY STRIPPERS AT THE BURBANK AIRPORT GOING TO VEGAS!!!! #Thefemaleonesmustflylater 11:41 AM Jun 1st via UberSocial for Android
  11. I think I found #JohnTravolta mypict.me/n3QAA 11:09 AM Jun 1st via UberSocial for Android
  12. New show posted! dickpodcast.com 10:30 AM Jun 1st via Twitterrific
  13. Pickup lines used last night: Do you like Spelling Bees? You do? #Spelldeesnuts 7:41 AM Jun 1st via web
  • Name Darren Carter
  • Location Los Angeles,CA
  • Web http://www.darren...
  • Bio http://www.DarrenCarter.com Dick and Darren Podcast @ http://www.Dickpodcast.com
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