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  1. Drunken children tell the ugliest lies. about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. "There's a Duane Reed over there. Do they sell liquor?" #realitytvmindexplosion 3:02 PM Dec 27th from TweetDeck
  3. @cmonkey1125 The club was my house and the dancing was all mine. 9:18 AM Dec 27th from web
  4. Errybodi in the cliuv Iss tipsy. Will I freely like pdiddy tomooorroow? 9:48 PM Dec 26th from TweetDeck
  5. It originally meant something nice, but now it means something not so nice. @cmonkey1125 9:52 PM Dec 25th from TweetDeck
  6. I hope everyone's Xmas becomes XXXmas. 6:36 PM Dec 25th from TweetDeck
  7. One thing could make it better but who am I kidding? #baised'amour 5:23 PM Dec 25th from TweetDeck
  8. Romy and Michelle's HS Reunion! Best Christmas ever! 5:15 PM Dec 25th from TweetDeck
  9. Tu me manques. Merde. Je suis dans un endroit je ne veux pas être. Encore! Baise amour! 4:12 PM Dec 25th from TweetDeck
  10. Soooo much food. Will have to be lifted out out of house with crane. #myjourneytoobesitybegins 2:23 PM Dec 25th from TweetDeck
  11. If I were Catholic I'd be at mass instead of watching Jersey Shore w/ vino right now. This is what Luther intended, right? #goProtestantism 9:04 PM Dec 24th from TweetDeck
  12. "So you sayin' white women is hoes?" #realitytvmindexplosion 10:24 PM Dec 23rd from TweetDeck
  13. "This sounds really tacky but if you have a stripper background you look so much mote graceful than anyone." #realitytvmindexplosion 10:33 PM Dec 21st from TweetDeck
  14. "Those are yo' dirty drawers and 'fess up to it." #realitytvmindexplosion 9:41 PM Dec 21st from TweetDeck
  15. "Whoever made this movie is a real sicko." - Brother 8:20 PM Dec 20th from TweetDeck
  16. Watching Cannibal Holocaust with the brother. It's banned in seven countries. 7:36 PM Dec 20th from TweetDeck
  17. I am officially hosed tonight. 9:06 PM Dec 19th from txt
  18. Working at the City Court building on Sat. mornings is like working on the 4th floor at Pawnee City Hall. #iseehorrors 8:13 AM Dec 19th from TweetDeck
  19. Attack of the 50-Foot Vagina. I figure Paris Hilton could star as special effects wouldn't be needed. 9:00 AM Dec 18th from TweetDeck
  20. Snow!!! It is official: I am life's bitch and life doesn't like me too much. 5:55 AM Dec 17th from TweetDeck
  • Name Darren Harper
  • Location Buffalo, NY
  • Web http://darrenandt...
  • Bio As bad as this looks out of context it's much worse in context
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