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DarrellKMorris

@HornchurchRescu Sadly I think a Take That tribute act would be a bigger draw than me. Let's hope it's a sell-out ;-) about 17 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to HornchurchRescu
They could have had me doing my Alan Bennett impression, but decided on a Take That tribute act lockerz.com/s/213927125 @HornchurchRescu about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck
@Gargarin Ha! Only trouble is that one day you'll wake up and discover that you're brother has killed the kestral and put it in the bin. about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Gargarin
@iamamro Yeah, Christianity is still new up here. We'll get there with the religious intolerance thing ;-) about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to iamamro
@ratbanjos That's lovely, sir. about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to ratbanjos
ratbanjos The Thames, just now instagr.am/p/LbBxZwC1sS/ about 18 hours ago via Instagram Retweeted by DarrellKMorris and 2 others
I wonder when my crisis will come when I start hallucinating Eric Cantona sat at the end of a bed holding a spliff and a glass of wine. about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck
Been watching Looking For Eric youtube.com/watch?v=xzUdda… The extras include Alex Ferguson discussing the relevance of the films of Ken Loach. about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck
@iamamro I thought you meant in Salop! Yeah, I know about how bad it still is in other parts of the country. Thankfully religion is new here about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to iamamro
@iamamro What here? Really? about 21 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to iamamro
@iamamro Oh, no. Just lots of bunting, flags and for some St Georges crosses eveywhere. It has the feeling of stepping back into the 1950s. about 21 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to iamamro
@iamamro Yep. The bloke who wished Owen Jones and Peter Tatchell dead, while proclaiming the Queen and God was a real charmer #twat about 21 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to iamamro
I've seen just two minutes of the #jubilee today. All I could think was how better it would have been if Stuart Hall had been commentating. about 21 hours ago via TweetDeck
@iamamro Shrewsbury = middle class Govan. about 21 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to iamamro
@iamamro Sadly, a lot of them trolling this afternoon. I wouldn't bother reading a hashtag for traitors just now. about 21 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to iamamro
@tyrwhittali Nice. That's where my nan was from. Hopefully the Royalist overkill and weather is better down there. about 21 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to tyrwhittali
Bemused by EDL bemoaning republicans about patriotism as they get misty eyed over the Sax-Coburg and Gotha family floating down the Thames. about 21 hours ago via TweetDeck
Back in Shrewsbury. Oddly it seems the Orange Order Marching season starts here this year. That or we have a pre-season friendly vs Rangers. about 22 hours ago via TweetDeck
@AliceMartha Ah, cheers AM x #ff 9:17 AM Jun 1st via Osfoora for iPhone in reply to AliceMartha
M'lud I'd like to show Exhibit A for the argument for a Republic bit.ly/KxujHq ( via @loveandgarbage ) 8:09 AM Jun 1st via Osfoora for iPhone

Name Darrell K Morris
Location Shrewsbury, not Shrewsbury
Web http://www.darrel...
Bio Full-time dreamer. Part-time Photographer. Shropshire's only Alan Bennett impersonator. Doesn't do puns and doesn't participate in hashtag games.