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  1. GM wants dealers to sell cars on eBay as part of their new strategy to reach consumers... I think some executives should be fired.
  2. @austinpetsalive I'm the guy who adopted Emma! She's been renamed Edith and is doing very, very well! Many, many thanks APA!
  3. @draNgNon purge! get the demons out!
  4. i have a dog! http://tinyurl.com/ls4c3q
  5. @jrbatt welcome back!
  6. my functionally perfect accordion plays a death chord when moving the bellows and no keys are pressed
  7. ooh the dallas police done raided a gay bar on the stonewall anniversary. pr director soon to be fired: http://tinyurl.com/nx69uz
  8. @thmightymonarch twitter fat twat who?
  9. Yay!! Now if I could only find a can of Pop Rouge... http://tinyurl.com/ovo34x
  10. Mini Pineapple Wanderlust http://tinyurl.com/m68ose
  11. @minimeghan I think we should have nap time now
  12. http://bit.ly/3wGdJ8
  13. on the date, but asked if anyone found red Nike high tops. They showed me LV Kanye mid tops and I said no, but realized I couldve lied. Fin.
  14. the bar was hosting a wedding reception when I went back for shoes. the "bar" area had changed and I liked it better. I was wearing sandals
  15. someone said the guy getting beat up was an activist of some sort... was a few blocks from mission on 19th after fight (but not really)
  16. when I suggested we see a movie, he started complaing and I couldn't understand him... then my vision got bad. A smashed guitar during fight
  17. I couldn't see well at night, which is why I kept losing people and taking wrong shoes and bag. I liked the guy I was on the date with, but
  18. taking the LSAT... in the morning. then I woke up. I should've just emailed this to myself.
  19. we should hurry up because I don't know what happened and I'm scared and she said she knows how I feel because she's raking the LSAT
  20. (2nd time back at date place, first time I took the wrong bag). Freaked because I don't know how I got so jacked up or when. Tell dyke lady