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darkphetus

  1. Seeing Prometheus the day before I head to the beach for a week is winner winner chicken dinner! about 12 hours ago via web
  2. Just registered to see Prometheus (for free) next Friday, thanks random vendor email! about 12 hours ago via web
  3. HP support, you are terrible about 13 hours ago via web
  4. Having trouble turning my brain back on after the extended weekend. Going on vacation in 11 days is not helping either. 7:40 AM May 29th via Microsoft
  5. If you're the type of person that comments "did you bring enough for all of us?" when you see someone eating then you deserve to be stabbed. 10:29 AM May 24th via web
  6. lol sdrv.ms/Jos5fp 5:44 PM May 19th via Microsoft
  7. As W.C. Fields once said: "If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it." 9:20 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. @deligator took me a second before i saw the cake, lol 4:31 PM May 16th via Microsoft in reply to deligator
  9. Keeping the Internet Competitive > Publications > National Affairs - Truth bombs, yo. tmblr.co/Z3GQOyLbCO-a 10:45 AM May 16th via Tumblr
  10. i lasted one day, lol. d3 you win 6:43 PM May 15th via web
  11. Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing. 7:53 AM May 15th via web
  12. @CLiebowitz i voted for you guys, good luck 6:47 AM May 15th via web in reply to CLiebowitz
  13. Clara! sdrv.ms/JgHYkf 7:25 PM May 9th via Microsoft
  14. My drink is glowing. lol sdrv.ms/JdJN15 6:10 PM May 8th via Microsoft
  15. Passed my certification exam with no studying and while mildly hungover. Pool time! 1:05 PM May 8th via Microsoft
  16. Open bar? Don't mind if I do! 5:40 PM May 7th via Microsoft
  17. Video: Lie Detector (by cellulove) tmblr.co/Z3GQOyL3ZDwW 2:39 PM May 7th via Tumblr
  18. Vegas for the week! (Checked in at McCarran International Airport) facebook.com/LASAirport 9:23 PM May 6th via Microsoft
  19. @windowsphone Win: Hansen; Place: Bodemeister; Show: Union Rags #TrifectaTweet (PS, I share my last name with the eventual winner!) 3:55 PM May 4th via web in reply to windowsphone