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  1. Today, I finally decided to take the road less traveled and ordered the crab at subway. 7:40 AM Nov 19th from web
  2. #persianthoughts (after meeting a persian person) Was that person Greek? 3:33 PM Nov 18th from web
  3. #whitethoughts (after meeting a persian person) What a nice mexican! 1:20 PM Nov 18th from web
  4. #blackthoughts Oh god, there's an arab guy on the bus 1:01 PM Nov 18th from web
  5. #whitethoughts Oh god, there's an arab guy on the bus 1:01 PM Nov 18th from web
  6. #whitethoughts I think I want to domesticate a chimp. 11:37 AM Nov 18th from web
  7. #currentevents Nicolas Cage lost two houses in a foreclosure auction. Obviously bad news for Nick since he'll be now staring in Conair 2. 5:51 PM Nov 17th from web
  8. Today, in therapy, I had a break through: I realized I hate my toothpaste. 12:45 PM Nov 16th from web
  9. Sitting in the kitchen, eating oatmeal, trying to figure out why 'The Thong Song' is playing in my head. 5:41 AM Nov 16th from Echofon
  10. Seeing if this tweet forwards to a site I'm working on. Or annoying you. 8:49 AM Nov 14th from web
  11. ignore this tweet. 8:00 AM Nov 14th from web
  12. "I can't stand him. He always got something smart to say. Dumb ass..." - a girl in the library 5:20 PM Nov 12th from web
  13. #1sttimeIgothigh I panicked, and forgot how to walk like a mammal. 1:12 PM Nov 12th from web
  14. RT @punchlinemag Comedy Central coming to the Middle East: http://bit.ly/3ukFRT 7:57 AM Nov 12th from web
  15. If you want to read monologue jokes from the major late night talk shows, check out http://laughlines.blogs.nyt... 6:47 AM Nov 12th from web
  16. #WeCoolAndAllBut it's three bus transfers to your place. 6:04 PM Nov 11th from web
  17. RT @zzzzsara @dariusemadi hey, some of my friends are Iranian and I had the best moments with them months ago :) (K I'll stop knocking them) 9:52 AM Nov 11th from web
  18. Last one...Told you're funny by a comic you respect #bestfeeling / Told you're funny by Jeff Dunham #worstfeeling 7:07 PM Nov 10th from web
  19. #worstfeeling someone asks what your ethnicity is, hears you say "iranian", tells you about every single iranian person they know. 4:27 PM Nov 10th from web
  20. #worstfeeling when you're subjected to listen to a conversation where someone liberally uses the word "epic" 4:19 PM Nov 10th from web