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  1. Spelunky 1.0 is available: http://spelunkyworld.com It will be open-sourced soon, at which point there will be a branch for SpelunkyTweet!
  2. FYI, there won't be any more updates on this account until v1.0 of Spelunky is released. Decompiling/rewriting every version is a pain.
  3. Ouch. Arrows really hurt.
  4. OMG it really hurts when I fall like that.
  5. Enjoy your stay in the lava pit, caveman.
  6. My trusty shotgun. I never leave home without it.
  7. Sometimes, life is tough for me. But then I sacrifice a yeti on an unholy altar and I remember that others have it worse off.
  8. I totally did not see that ufo. I should be paying closer attention.
  9. Hmmm, looks like this chest could come in handy.
  10. Sometimes, sacrifices must be made. Sometimes those sacrifices involve damsels and altars to Kali.
  11. I slave all day to bring you this yeti, and what do I get? A random prize determined by a favor counter? Please.
  12. Maybe I should have invested in a parachute.
  13. It was Socrates who said that the unspelunked life is not worth living. Let the games begin.
  14. $1500, 0 kills, 0 saves, time: 17 seconds. Made it to level 9.
  15. I am the Evil Spelunky Bomber What Bombs At Spelunky!
  16. $1500, 0 kills, 0 saves, time: 17 seconds. Made it to level 9.
  17. $150, 0 kills, 0 saves, time: 33 seconds. Made it to level 9.
  18. AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh..... THUD.
  19. It was Socrates who said that the unspelunked life is not worth living. Let the games begin.
  20. $55675, 84 kills, 0 saves, time: 758 seconds. Made it to level 14.