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Sign: "Please do not feed the animals. They are on a special diet." I didn't know their own feces counts as "special"10:59 AM Nov 7thfrom Tweed
OH: "C'mon, mahn git der over deyre n git dan off dat der, n le yer brudder 'lone! Fiin I tell yuh wut!" (unitelligible Ohio dialect)10:32 AM Nov 7thfrom Tweed
It sounds like that helicopter just flew through our car port. What the heck is that about?5:42 PM Nov 4thfrom DestroyTwitter
A year ago, I watched Obama's acceptance speech realizing anything was possible! Today, I realize technically anything includes "nothing."4:54 PM Nov 4thfrom DestroyTwitter