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darenstreblow

  1. Banning large sodas in New York because it's bad for you? I wonder if they made this decision while using medical marijuana. 10:06 PM May 31st via HootSuite
  2. Miss last week's Daren Streblow Comedy Show? Listen fb.bandpage.com/darenstreblowf… 7:53 AM May 25th via HootSuite
  3. I often have to remind myself that not every airline ticket agent is a cranky ogre from heck bent on crushing my goodwill towards mankind. 6:01 AM May 22nd via HootSuite
  4. Telemarketers are now pretending to be pollsters? “Who do you want in the White House? You like white houses? How about a white timeshare?” 7:01 AM May 21st via HootSuite
  5. Wikipedia is like a real encyclopedia where kids have scribbled junk between the lines. "Lincoln was our 16th President. He liked hip hop." 11:17 AM May 19th via HootSuite
  6. It would be cool to be Iron Man, but I doubt I would survive very long. I like to rest with my head propped up on my palm. 7:01 AM May 18th via HootSuite
  7. I found a new way to deal a migraine headache – ignor it! I just pretend it's normal to feel like a curling iron is lodged in my temple. 7:02 AM May 17th via HootSuite
  8. Hey! You can now hear last week's broadcast of The Daren Streblow Comedy Show if you missed it on the radio! Listen -... 1:28 PM May 16th via HootSuite
  9. The unmanned drones blowing up bunkers overseas are now being used in the US by local law enforcement. I have decided to give up speeding. 12:25 PM May 15th via HootSuite
  10. This week on the Daren Streblow Comedy Show: Ken Davis, David Pendleton, Joby Saad, Paul Aldrich, and Brad Stine! ow.ly/auQ1r 6:04 PM Apr 24th via HootSuite
  11. Daren Streblow, aka "Lady Killer" in the 7th Grade. ow.ly/i/zCpO 11:35 AM Apr 19th via HootSuite
  12. Our flight attendent said, "The weather looks really bad. Pray for luck." Eh? 3:14 PM Apr 18th via HootSuite
  13. This week on the Daren Streblow Comedy Show... *youtu.be/2h-9n6yJKrc 10:26 AM Apr 18th via hellotxt.com
  14. I am low-sensing and high-feeling. That means I have to re-read my grocery list 8 times, but I can always sense what mood the cereal is in. 4:38 PM Apr 16th via hellotxt.com
  15. Congrats to my friend Keith Alberstadt making his second comedy appearance tonight on Letterman! 3:08 PM Apr 13th via Mobile Web
  16. Our funny man-on-the-street Joby Saad interviewed Rick Santorum's lovely daughter Elizabeth. Listen here - fb.bandpage.com/darenstreblowf… 11:54 AM Apr 12th via web
  17. I'm juiced for the launch of Live Now Leadership livenowleadership.com and how they'll help schools tackle bullying. 2:25 PM Apr 11th via hellotxt.com
  18. This Week on the Daren Streblow Comedy Show: streblog.darenstreblow.com/?p=153 1:21 PM Apr 10th via web
  19. This week on the Daren Streblow Comedy Show: streblog.darenstreblow.com/april-7-weeken… 11:51 AM Apr 3rd via web
  20. Daren Streblow on "Free to Laugh." streblog.darenstreblow.com/daren-streblow… 9:59 AM Mar 29th via web