darcikelley
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I hope that for graduation I get a butt load of money and presents for the average amount of work I've done and mediocre grades I've earned.
about 6 hours ago
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@ Hey now. Watch that dirty mouth of yours. If you graduate I'm sure I'll attend yours, which is more than you can say. So...yeah.
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to gabekelley
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You know times are tough when you don't even want to spend money on toilet paper.
about 24 hours ago
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I have more time to study without Favrd, but I'm still finding way more exciting things to do. Like practicing getting my contacts in & out.
12:20 PM Dec 8th
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@ Shitter was full!!
12:05 PM Dec 7th
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in reply to gabekelley
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@ Will Tim McGraw play you or will you find an actual actor?
11:34 AM Dec 7th
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in reply to WadetoBlack
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@ All I know is that he wants to turn back time, if he could find a way, and take back all the words that have hurt you.
11:31 AM Dec 7th
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in reply to stevewhitaker
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It's possible that an actual witch just sat down next to me. I'm going to ask the barista for a bucket of water to test it out though...BRB.
11:23 AM Dec 7th
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The people watching in this Barnes and Noble cafe is incredible today. Could do without the man singing Cher "to himself" next to me though.
11:11 AM Dec 7th
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If you don't believe Christmas Vacation is among the best Christmas movies, or just movies in general, we'll forever only be cyber friends.
10:00 AM Dec 7th
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It's Sunday-and-this-is-my-last-week-of-college-so-might-as-well-get-drunk o'clock.
3:10 PM Dec 6th
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Oh haha, Mother Nature, I see what you've done. I send all winter clothes home from school then you send a world-ending blizzard. You skank.
8:37 AM Dec 5th
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There's really no good way to have a quarter sized blister on each heel and NOT walk like there's a stick up your butt, is there?
2:52 PM Dec 3rd
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I love that this time of year is the season of giving, which is why I'm giving this asshole driver next to me the finger.
5:57 AM Dec 3rd
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Whiskey Wednesday for my roommates means regrets and searching for their favorite underwear in unpredictable places tomorrow.
5:05 PM Dec 2nd
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Fudge-Packer Brownie
4:07 PM Dec 2nd
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Just did the P90X workout video and my abs hurt real bad so if you all could stop being funny for a god damn second I'd like you more. kthx.
3:44 PM Dec 2nd
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BF: I just had McDonalds and I'm going to have a heart attack or shart attack. Hopefully a shart attack cause that's funny when its over.
10:06 AM Dec 2nd
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The tweets were waiting eagerly to be read,
While visions of a fail whale danced in their heads.
7:39 AM Dec 2nd
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@ And what does better with a morning beer than beerios? Yumm...I'm hungry now.
7:26 AM Dec 2nd
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in reply to paul_e_wog
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- Name Darci Kelley
- Bio About to graduate college and enter the real world. I mean move back home to my mommy and daddy.
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