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  1. Skyping colleagues when WFH should prevent video if it detects you aren't wearing a shirt.
  2. @spo0ky You mean design that 'just moved this to over there', and 'just added this link' which results in 2 weeks of development work?
  3. @matthewbuckland Can you ask him to make it easier to put stars next to tweets?
  4. I wouldn't mind spending a Sidereal Month in a Lunar Mansion. LOOK AT MY NEW WORDS FROM WIKIPEDIA, I COULD SPEND A MEGASECOND ON THAT SITE!
  5. listening to "A3 - Hypo Full Of Love (The 12 Step Plan)" ♫ http://blip.fm/~hkimg
  6. Reference.com, I like the definition you invented for the word of the day, but I think we all know what a RoboRant actually is.
  7. Don't be a pussy. This guy seems legit.
  8. Ah, heavy hitters, bless.
  9. You are working on something, Monday; I know the guilty look, the eerie quiet. I am not going to have any of it, so don't bother.
  10. Homemade ciabatta, bitches. http://yfrog.com/376irj
  11. If your business idea has no existing competitors then you probably have a rubbish idea.
  12. Dimensions wikipedia+news lack: What brand club did Elin use, Best seasoning for <rare animal>, What drink do famous people DUI of?
  13. Listen, news-mongers, there are parts of this world where people would feel privileged to be hit by a Nike SasQuatch in their SUV.
  14. Ah, Wednesday, the sticky-sweet, caloric center of the working week.
  15. @debre You mean you aren't insterested in seeing 'ur old high school pics', and 'LMAO this is you'?
  16. The problem with fancy food is the awkward moment just after you decide the wrapper is edible, but before your mouth is sure.
  17. The trick with developers is to give them enough rope to do their job without frustration, but not enough to end everything in tears.
  18. @standardbank: things proving I know where I am going: muting my GPS, and shouting 'BURNED' when I get to my destination without it's help
  19. @standardbank: things that prove I know exactly who I am: my ID book, drivers license, business card, and when people call me by my name.
  20. @standardbank: the things that tell people I have 'arrived': miss calls, doorbells, knocking, and hooters.