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daphnejosephine

🎶🎶 IT WASN'T JUST THAT SHE WAS FAT THE WOMAN SMELLED LIKE GARBAGE! 🎶🎶 about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Who wants lasagna?! instagr.am/p/LO34bmS-tL/ about 10 hours ago via Instagram
I haven't laughed since Weird Al's last album. Where is that guy with some new material?? about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
theyearofelan If someone doesn't text me back for 15 minutes I call an ambulance because I'm sure they've lost use of their arms and need help about 16 hours ago via Echofon Retweeted by daphnejosephine and 15 others
I think its time that we combine The Bachelor and ANTM. @tyrabanks @chrisbharrison you in?? 10:24 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
gabescully Keep your friends close. Keep your attractive friends even CLOSER. #gottakeepthecrewpretty 10:02 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by daphnejosephine and 1 other
I think Emily should choose the guy in te v-neck. 8:43 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
@KeatenAbbott ahhhhhhh why didn't you?! 7:01 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to KeatenAbbott
Considering moving to the east coast so that I can watch The Bachelorette 3 hours earlier... 6:32 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
@2CUNT4U absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. 6:29 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to 2CUNT4U
@gabescully #dadsinkhaki 5:46 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to gabescully
Tape recorder? Check. Blender? Check. Cat with pneumonia? Check. Alright guys, let's get started on this dubstep track. 5:46 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
Is it considered stealing from my employer if I come to work and think about puppies my entire shift? 2:51 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
Going to sleep, see you in a few months. 10:49 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
gabescully Farmersonly.com ....prepared to get rocked 10:25 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by daphnejosephine
@michael_benn TELL US MORE!!!! 10:28 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to michael_benn
Close Twitter. Consider opening different app. Open Twitter again on "accident". Repeat. 8:42 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
Today was great. Tomorrow will be great. Every day is great when you're Daphne. 8:40 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
@gabescully Henry already got to it. Sorry bro. 8:31 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to gabescully
A romantic dinner for one. instagr.am/p/LJ7GOhS-hI/ 8:21 PM May 27th via Instagram

Name Daphne Clark
Bio “Don't underestimate the value of doing nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering.” -Winnie The Pooh

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