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  1. I am learning to mimic mom and dad's faces and still working hard on making non-crying baby noises. What fun! 6:38 AM Dec 9th from web
  2. I just barfed on Xander, cementing my awesomeness indefinitely! Perhaps now he understands how he makes mom and dad feel. 9:17 AM Dec 8th from web
  3. Can't wait for my first Christmas... any ideas about what toys I should ask for? 6:06 AM Dec 8th from web
  4. Working hard on making communicative noises which are not crying. Being a baby is hard work. 7:04 AM Dec 2nd from web
  5. I managed to take a bath without crying... getting clean isn't so bad. I also went to the doctor's and learned that I am up to 8 lbs. 11:35 AM Dec 1st from web
  6. I have a belly button now! How cool. 3:14 PM Nov 22nd from web
  7. I am a week old today and I have learned some things in my time... Feeding is hard work, Mom is awesome, and Dad's hand is fun to poop on. 9:50 AM Nov 12th from web
  8. Hello world! :-) And thanks to all my friends and family for waiting patiently for me to arrive. 7:03 AM Nov 6th from API
  9. My cousin Teaghan won second place in lip sync at her speech tournament. She must be *so* cool. I NEED to meet her, like, now. 6:52 AM Oct 25th from web
  10. I heard mom and dad talking and apparently my room is all ready for me. Can't wait to see what it looks like... monkeys ftw! 11:50 AM Oct 8th from web
  11. I love my Mommy very much. Carrying me around and helping me to develop is a lot of work! 10:00 AM Oct 2nd from web
  12. Yay! My innernet (cause I am in the womb... get it?) connection is back. Yesterday, Dad heard my heartbeat through Mom's stomach. Very cool 8:23 AM Oct 1st from web
  13. Sorry I haven't been able to tweet lately, but it is really hard to get a wifi signal inside mommy. 9:11 AM Sep 22nd from web
  14. I have fingernails and hair. Now I can start to argue about how my hair should be styled and what is an appropriate age to wear nail poish! 7:05 AM Sep 2nd from web
  15. WTF? I weigh as much as a jicama? Does anyone even know what a jicama is? And no googling it either... 6:35 AM Sep 1st from web
  16. Smurfs are 3 apples high, but I weigh as much as 4 navel oranges. So I could probably take a smurf in a fight. We grow up so fast. 6:16 AM Aug 27th from web
  17. Mom keeps singing me these weird songs... makes me wiggle. 1:35 PM Aug 26th from web
  18. Since I can now turn my head from side to side, I am thinking of taking up watching tennis. 8:47 AM Aug 25th from web
  19. So now I am about 15.7 inches long and I weigh almost 3 pounds. Which is about as much as a head of cabbage. 1:30 PM Aug 21st from web
  20. Good thing there isnt much room in here, because with 20/400 vision, I couldn't see my book more than a couple of inches from my face. 12:33 PM Aug 17th from web