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dantuty

  1. "I called the police. They'll handle this. It's their job. Not mine." said the Adequate Spider-Man. about 2 hours ago via web
  2. If you shoved a lit stick of dynamite down the throat of a hippopotamus, would the saliva extinguish the fuse? (Asking for a friend.) about 12 hours ago via web
  3. I gave up telling time for lent. So...is lent over? Seems like it should be over. Hmm. Better not tell me, just to be safe. about 13 hours ago via web
  4. Let's team up and kick the shit out of tomorrow. I'll grab its legs; you go for the throat and face!!! Tomorrow will be ours! HAhHAHAha 7:53 PM May 29th via web
  5. If Magneto is so smart, wouldn't he just shove his special helmet on Prof. X's head? 3:22 PM May 29th via web
  6. Hubert Cecil Booth invented the vacuum cleaner. #WorldsFirstHubertCBoothTweet 2:29 PM May 29th via web
  7. Finished my iced coffee. Anyone want to rinse the ice off and re-use? #EarthDayIsEveryDay 7:40 AM May 29th via web
  8. Some days I feel more like a Rizzoli. But today is DEFINITELY an Isles day. #NeverWatchedIt 7:03 PM May 28th via web
  9. Happy Fourth of July! 9:16 AM May 28th via web
  10. @minisquiggs Don't you dare mess up your speech! No pressure. 9:05 AM May 27th via web in reply to minisquiggs
  11. The key to winning Duck-Duck-Goose is to say "Goose" in a casual manner. Screaming the word is what your enemy expects. #science 6:24 AM May 26th via web
  12. Going out to dinner with my dad tomorrow. Need discussion topics. So far I have: Weather, gas prices, health, and who's this Kristen Wiig? 1:44 PM May 25th via web
  13. Maybe it was the lack of sleep, but the end of MIB 3 almost...ALMOST...made me tear up. My review. maxim.com/movies/men-bla… 12:40 PM May 25th via web
  14. For a brief time in 2002 I was addicted to prescription lenses, sometimes eating as many as 3 a day. For this I am sorry. 6:38 AM May 25th via web