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  1. Good catch, @stephanie206. What my first draft lacks in grammar, it makes up for with jokes about vampire poo. about 7 hours ago from web
  2. Working on the Eclipse blog right now. Here's a preview of the first 9 words: "If this book was a bowl of Lucky Charms..." about 7 hours ago from web
  3. Are the Predator aliens (from the movies) the rednecks/hunters of their race? Are there Predator Artists? Predator Soccer Moms? about 7 hours ago from web
  4. I bet more people are asking, "Who is Meredith Baxter" today, than on any other day of the year. Who wants to bet? Come on! Bet me! about 16 hours ago from web
  5. Dan's Lie of the Day: The 6 original flavors of Life Savers Candy were Cherry, Pineapple, Lemon, Orange, Lime, and Carrot. 5:12 PM Dec 1st from web
  6. I'm always impressed with trombonists. How in the hell do they know when to stop sliding the slidey thing to play a note? Fascinating. 1:38 PM Dec 1st from web
  7. Can't figure out how to comment on the page, but to the hosts of this podcast, I say thanks! You rock! http://marissaspodcast.blogspot.com/ 8:31 AM Dec 1st from web
  8. Sorry about all the self promotion. Just for fun, here's the ghost hiding in the curtains from 3 Men and a Baby. http://tiny.cc/0y3OW 3:00 PM Nov 30th from web
  9. Shameless self-promoting tweet #3: The Dan Bergstein compatibility test. http://tiny.cc/Lurex 2:58 PM Nov 30th from web
  10. Shameless self-promoting tweet #2: Glorious holiday quiz. (Part of the glorious SparkLife Gift Guide) http://tiny.cc/mfCch 2:58 PM Nov 30th from web
  11. Shameless self-promoting tweet #1: Some interesting holiday inflatable statues. http://tiny.cc/lKoUa 2:57 PM Nov 30th from web
  12. Just bought a computer online. Now I can put my crappy, current computer through various endurance tests. Anyone have a vat of lava? 12:24 PM Nov 30th from web
  13. Dan's Lie of the Day: Philip Seymour Hoffman doesn't have toes on his left foot. This is why he's always seen wearing shoes. 2:35 PM Nov 29th from web
  14. Dan's Lie of the Day: T-shirts were created by the same woman who invented the less-popular T-pants and N-socks. 8:42 AM Nov 28th from web
  15. Dan's Lie of the Night: The famous Tom Turkey float in the Macy's parade houses the corpse of Macy's founder, R.H. Macy. 5:49 PM Nov 25th from web
  16. http://twitpic.com/qwock - Happy Thanksgiving! 12:05 PM Nov 25th from TwitPic
  17. Writing stories that are only six words long is my new favorite pastime. Try it! http://tinyurl.com/ylcumkz 8:53 AM Nov 25th from web
  18. What's nerdier: The fact that there's a pencil blog, or that I spent the last 30 minutes reading it? http://www.penciltalk.org/ 5:16 PM Nov 24th from web
  19. Dan's Lie of the Day: The song "Jingle Bells" originated as a taunt towards poor children who couldn't afford sleighs. 12:04 PM Nov 24th from web
  20. This is the best photo I've seen. Thanks loyal Sparklers! How did you manage such impressive penmanship? http://tinyurl.com/yjuwp6b 10:09 AM Nov 24th from web