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@bn2b Hymen Bustin' Mommas of course. 27 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to bn2b
The Devil. Hitler. Bin Laden. And now Pre-Roll Video Ads. about 4 hours ago via web
@mattcarvalho you're always welcome my friend. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to mattcarvalho
@mikebodge eh, every meme is too ripe to be tacked on to a brand. Would die immediately. But I'm sure some agency would love it. about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to mikebodge
@mikebodge let's make an iOS app that drops "deal with it" shades on a photo, makes a GIF. User chooses color/type. Sell it to Ray Ban etc. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@mikebodge these things move fast. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mikebodge
@JPthe143 you ever tried Assault? I might cycle off for a month than go back. Read some shit online that has me rethinking. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JPthe143
@JPthe143 youre kidding me? Banned? Why? From sports or the world in general? It cause ball cancer or heart attacks? 1:28 PM May 29th via TweetDeck in reply to JPthe143
@JPthe143 i'm about ready for another thing of Craze. Or should I take a month off again? 10:47 AM May 29th via TweetDeck in reply to JPthe143
@garrettb @eddiemeehan @jeffdoe close! Captain D's "Tailsmack". Was ahead of its time in terms of UGC sites. Cc @maxfolley 7:45 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to garrettb
Trying this again: big day. 7:14 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
@eddiemeehan @vanessawest ha thank you. Proud to say @jeffdoe & I are probably the only guys out there who know where yours came from. 10:49 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to eddiemeehan
@eddiemeehan @vanessawest boy, what a Bragon. 10:46 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to eddiemeehan
@HowardStern made me a fan of #agt for sure. Nice to listen to you in the morning, then watch you at night. Thanks for rocking it! #superfan 6:18 PM May 28th via TweetDeck in reply to HowardStern
@boatstop ha. Well hardly a term of endearment. It's our duty to spread it then. 9:32 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to boatstop
@stephenlundberg was hoping for some sort of 'oriental' reference there. 6:29 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to stephenlundberg
Penis underscore wrinkle. 6:27 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
@JPthe143 I don't remember, but he was tough for sure. And like you I'm confused why he's still getting shots. Enough already. 9:40 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JPthe143
@JPthe143 he's a bum. I went to high school with him. Was a bum then too. 9:11 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JPthe143
Beer works. 5:54 PM May 25th via TweetDeck

Name Dan Fields
Location Sacramento, California
Web http://www.danfie...
Bio Husband to @nikyboomsnap. Father of two boys. VP of Operations at @Aarra. Makin' interactive happen.