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  1. @alyankovic well-deserved! 7:36 PM Dec 2nd from SimplyTweet in reply to alyankovic
  2. @adtothebone those fake hamster things? 9:20 PM Dec 1st from SimplyTweet in reply to adtothebone
  3. My family is starting a new movement and is going Brown: from now on, we will use both sides of the toilet paper. Who is with me? 5:29 PM Nov 30th from SimplyTweet
  4. Comic Sans is the AOL of fonts. 3:48 PM Nov 29th from SimplyTweet
  5. @chrispiers on TVZ104 you asked about how to contact Jane Espensen. She's on Twitter as @ CapricaSeven. 4:30 PM Nov 26th from SimplyTweet
  6. Turns out saying "I prefer mine hairless" at the Thanksgiving table causes all conversation to cease. MIL's face went sheet-white. 4:16 PM Nov 26th from web
  7. Now begins the traditional 'open the sliding door to help clear out the smoke' portion of our Thanksgiving. 1:38 PM Nov 26th from SimplyTweet
  8. It's all fun and games until someone misplaces an eye. 5:01 PM Nov 18th from SimplyTweet
  9. @Aterner the skit was brilliant. I judge it impartially, of course. 4:55 PM Nov 18th from SimplyTweet in reply to Aterner
  10. @clapifyoulikeme not to be That Other Guy, but I bet those pillowcases would make awesome bindles! 4:44 PM Nov 18th from SimplyTweet in reply to clapifyoulikeme
  11. @Aterner you rang? 9:44 AM Nov 17th from SimplyTweet in reply to Aterner
  12. So apparently heckling is discouraged at elementary school talent shows. I'll know for next year, if they allow me back. 4:57 PM Nov 16th from SimplyTweet
  13. @tinaseamonster thanks! We have a 17 year old shihtzu, too, so we know what we're in for. Never crated him, but I think we'll try with Lucy. 4:37 AM Nov 14th from web in reply to tinaseamonster
  14. @tinaseamonster cute 4mo shihtzu named Lucy. When she's bad, we call her Lucifer. :) http://twitpic.com/pfgzl http://twitpic.com/pfgzm 6:30 PM Nov 13th from SimplyTweet in reply to tinaseamonster
  15. Left the puppy loose at home for a few hours today and returned home to find the apoopcalypse. 5:56 PM Nov 13th from web
  16. Zoe and Lila are up next. They're going to rock the house with some Eminem. http://twitpic.com/p5rak 2:46 PM Nov 11th from SimplyTweet
  17. She's a bass! 2:29 PM Nov 11th from SimplyTweet
  18. She's doing a mashup of "Funkytown" and "Play That Funky Music, White Boy"! (if you were wondering). 2:29 PM Nov 11th from SimplyTweet
  19. It's karaoke night at the local pizza place?! Average age is 70, but she's 96, singing with her daughter. http://twitpic.com/p5olt 2:27 PM Nov 11th from SimplyTweet
  20. @SeaKnigge that's good enough for me. 11:01 AM Nov 7th from SimplyTweet in reply to SeaKnigge