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dansumption

  1. Want to open a pub, just so's I can call it The LOLrus and ROFLcopter.
  2. The Sheffield Daily is out! bit.ly/cpKAw3 ▸ Top stories today via @tonyblundell @sheffdocfest @thegreatgonzo
  3. @GNU_Ninja The God Channel? That's not on Freeview, is it?
  4. Thank god for Michael Grade on BBC4. *Love* The Story of Variety.
  5. *zap* you're fired.
  6. OH GOD! I switched the TV on an first thing I hear is that whinging bloody voice again.
  7. @DanJohnsonNews @TobyFoster they obviously count under Pointless rules - blame @richardosman & @XanderArmstrong :-)
  8. @TobyFoster @danjohnsonnews I was thinking the same. I used to do some work on the iPlayer local stations page, and I don't recognise them.
  9. The PA in our office keeps spitting out random words. It just shouted "NAZI". Time to call in @nazihunteralan?
  10. @wha_gwan_juan What are "curtains"? Don't think we own any of them.
  11. @williamjohnbird Yeah, very! We might be moving to rented accommodation soon, and possibly buying a little mesters!
  12. @DanJohnsonNews ...Jersey, Orkney, Shetland and Shropshire.
  13. @DanJohnsonNews I thought of 3 Counties, but no: pointless ones were Berkshire, Coventry & Warwickshire, Foyle, Gloucestershire, Guernsey...
  14. Contestants on #pointless trying to think of BBC Local Radio stations: "what was in Sheffield when you were at uni there?" "Can't remember".
  15. @tamarmillen Yeah, early days yet - no firm offers - but looking hopeful. Mind you, we priced the house a lot lower than I'd have liked.
  16. @freshfruits_djs No, that's a sweetener for the new tenants. Going to have to get a new bookcase built in the new place.