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danstar88

  1. @soPettyNsoTiny iv just put my headphones in as I can't think and listen to music lol tomorrow's gona be rough
  2. @soPettyNsoTiny I can't clear my mind to go sleep I'm replaying a million and one things and gettin all hot and bothered ffs
  3. Why am I awake
  4. Planned early night. Get in bed. Now like O_O
  5. I'm melting in my bed
  6. @Freddo_86 @mega_lang @kennypistol @n1pz that doesn't surprise me some of Ex's farts make me dizzy
  7. 13 hour shift tomorrow ffs
  8. @N1PZ LOL actually LOL
  9. “@kennypistol: OI MYSIZE!!” < I'd eat your face off without bein high on drugs if u ever used that phrase around me
  10. @N1PZ u and your chubby digits
  11. @N1PZ when I type LSD it changes it to capitals...
  12. He must mean that new type of drug 'liquid crystal drug'
  13. LCD? Oh...
  14. @Mega_Lang that's the name of the drug it's a form of LSD
  15. @Mega_Lang @n1pz or a relation of rhianna
  16. @Mega_Lang @n1pz I don't know maybe he was a dwarf
  17. @Jewpacabra_ nope
  18. How have some of you not heard in the news about the crackhead who got the munchies?! Where Have you been!
  19. @Jewpacabra_ read what I just said to @CurtisSays_
  20. @SheffCritic I made out an eyeball and a nostril then noticed the moustache