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DanSmith

  1. I'm on the Carnival Liberty. They like me...they REALLY like me. #ImNeedy 5:24 PM May 25th via web
  2. There's so many rude people that work at the Miami Airport, the DMV is recruiting. #CavitySearch 4:49 AM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  3. I just went to Grand Cayman for lunch. Literally. 1:39 PM May 24th via web
  4. Ryan Reynolds was a good Green Lantern like Betty White was a good Wonder Woman. "But Dan...Betty White didn't play Wonder Woman". Exactly. 2:05 AM May 24th via web
  5. Zuckerberg's Facebook stock lost 2 billion dollars today. In other news, Bill Gates lost a nickel. 5:21 PM May 21st via web
  6. I'm good at Scrabble; but I'm GREAT at making up words without people noticing they don't exist. 3:43 PM May 21st via web
  7. @AndyMilonakis @ThreeLoco Dude, great video - I grew up with Luke. 3:31 PM May 21st via web in reply to AndyMilonakis
  8. @MarkZuckerberg just got married today. #SorryFellas. 8:11 PM May 19th via web
  9. My 2 1/2 yr old: "Daddy. Play zombie?". Me: "Ok! Let's play" Him: "Ok, you eat my brains now". #ImAGoodParentRight? 7:00 PM May 17th via web
  10. If I were a Werewolf, I'd still date a Vampire; but I wouldn't tell my friends. 5:45 PM May 15th via web
  11. #NoOneInWorcEverSaid I'm going to catch the next flight out of the Worcester airport 5:21 PM May 14th via web
  12. I love this weather. If New England had a face I would punch it. 4:11 PM May 14th via web
  13. My appearance on The Steve Katsos Show! youtube.com/watch?v=f6LLI8… 9:12 AM May 13th via web
  14. I like sports. 8:27 PM May 12th via web
  15. Just survived another long flight without having to go #2. Nice. 7:59 PM May 9th via Twitter for iPad
  16. RIP#MCA 1:52 PM May 4th via web
  17. @bmcclain I'm better than your face. 7:39 AM May 4th via web
  18. I just shook hands with Terrence Howard - wow, what a nice guy! 7:38 AM May 4th via web
  19. The Michael Jackson estate signed a "monumental" deal with Pepsi. Coming out this Fall: a lighter shade of Pepsi geared towards children. 7:06 PM May 3rd via web
  20. Some people take pills to keep their balance. But pills backwards is slip.#Coincidence? 3:40 AM May 3rd via web
  • Name Dan Smith
  • Location Los Angeles, Worcester, Ma
  • Web http://www.dansmi...
  • Bio Stand up comedian, writer, tv producer. Plus, I'm built like a mining dwarf.
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